the time for internal screaming is over. take my hand, my waffley friend, and we will take our screaming to the streets!

I can’t even keep it internal anymore. Just scared the piss out of my husband by screaming at my TV when these quotes of his first came across Facebook.

Yeah but, like, boxes of the mind...

Who’s “we,” white man?

But, like, don’t we all live in boxes, man?

Also there is no such thing as early April Fools’; you get April 1 and that is it.

(Credit: O-Deck’s speccy4i)

I’ll translate that into British for you, seeings as they’re in the UK: You know they were all last-minute hen party presents bought at Asda.

Even if they didn’t want to do a full Arrowverse crossover, randomly throwing in Routh as Atom for a little Deadpool-esque moment could be amusing.

Hey, I want the vest too! Death to infidels don’t come cheap!

I’m sold. Death to America!

me recruiting u for isis

Speaking of southern borders, can the Canadians stop closing them to us? I’d really like to get some of that.

As I said in the other thread, the most laughable part of his proposal is that somehow foot patrols could be used to prevent radicalism, as if radical recruiters are drug dealers hanging out on street corners asking impressionable kids to join ISIS.

The collective IQ of the Republican field is Negative.

“Yesterday we were asked about the rumors that Black Widow wanted to be in a relationship with both Hawkeye and Captain America. We answered in a very juvenile and offensive way that rightfully angered some fans. I regret it and sincerely apologize.”