Dr_Zoidberg
Dr_Zoidberg
Dr_Zoidberg

I swear white people have this uncanny ability to do devilish shit and then bust out some Simone Biles, gold medal level, mental gymnastics to distance themselves from their own behavior.

Once again, the most prolific terrorists in our country are gun-waving white people.

This why the current talking point of “you need to reach across the aisle and talk to people you don’t agree with” gets a big nope from me.

I read internets. It’s free speech, heritage, and anybody can be an “nigger” from what they tell me. Totally normal.

“That is not me. That is not him,” Norton said in court.

Oh for fucks sake this goddamn asshole

Tell me this, Bible - who are the good romans?

Also, someone should tell him you can have a deep voice AND be soft spoken. Like Michael Clark Duncan.

Jesus man, what is your literotica handle? Asking for a friend.

Forget it, Jake; it’s Floridatown.

What school thought having Winston in for a photo op was a good idea?

On arriving home from school, the boys asked their parents what the pussy is and how to fuck her right in it.

“Be polite, silent, gentle..........and also supple and smooth with graceful curves that start at your waist, and continue to your your soft thighs and gently twist inward below your pelvis and culminate in that tight triangle of pleasure known as..........oh shit, what was I talking about again?

I honestly think so much of it is conservative manipulation attempts to pin the two groups against each other.

We have beaten fascists before, we will beat them again.

Ivanka is a convert, and I am sure she did not convert through sincere study of the Torah and the Talmud. The only thing she worships is money and fame. Anyone who expected anything from her, or even from Kushner, is just naive.

Jared Kushner, the quietest Trump, went to the same Hebrew academy I would have gone to, had I been interested in continuing with Hebrew studies. Based on what I learned to that point, I would slap the shit out of Jared Kushner. Per everything I learned in school about Judaism, he’s afand a goddamn disgrace to my

It’s wonderful but also sad that they probably feel they have to do this in order to break through walls that never should have been there in the first place.

I’m sure Fox News and Brietbart will get right on that...