Oh, holy fuck.

So, I should go ahead and get my Martha robe fittings done now, right? You know, beat the rush and all...

*smack* *smack* There, you feel better? If not, I’ll go find a baseball bat...

Dear god, where’s that life-ending asteroid when you need it?

My sister, at 44, with two children already, wanted to get a hysterectomy due to extensive, painful, long, super-bloody periods. And it was still an uphill fight. God damn, it’s our damn bodies.

Then, the woman is paraded naked through the streets while the townspeople shout ‘Shame!”.

Oh, fuck everything. God damn, when is the zombie apocalypse coming?

Ah-HA!

What a stinking pile of shit.

And you thought Sarah Palin could talk nonsense...

Holy fucking shit, shut up, Trump!

Five will get you ten he thinks Frederick Douglass is alive.

*gives you dirty look for making me remember that commercial*

‘Th’at’s”! “’” a “damn’ vicious” LIE”!

I now have a massive hematoma on my forehead from banging my head against a wall.

Oh, what the actual fuck...

They want to protect all the babies and make sure they’re born, but screw giving those babies a clean world to live in.

I openly wept upon reading that line.

What the fuck is that shit?