I demand that all MLP articles have pictures of Pinkie Pie, who is best pony. And I will fight anyone who says otherwise.

You don’t want to move to Waco because Waco sucks.

Let me repeat that.

I have been saying this since the election. Kill all of us off and let the squids take over.

Man! I have got to win the lottery and buy my own island in the middle of the Pacific so I can get away from this craziness.

So much this.

Don’t worry. Super Flotus is coming back in 2020 to be out Potus!

I am sickened.

I make that face so hard it freezes like that...

Exactly. If I read a post I don’t like or find a site that isn’t my cup of tea - I ignore it and move on with my life!

This crap gets published, and yet my ‘amnesiac werewolf in a zombie apocalypse’ goes unsold. I’m way more imaginative than this guy!

I...I don’t have a daughter! I do have some chickens that are a little slutty, though...

Me too...I’ve always been of a mind that as long as it’s legal and doesn’t involve animals/children/non-consensual anything, go for it. But for some reason, this...makes me uneasy.

Fantastic article. I can’t stand to be touched - the only hugs I accept are from my mom - and even at the age of 47 I come across this problem. It is surprisingly hard to turn down a (genuine, friendly, not-carrying-any-hidden-meaning) hug and not look like a bad person.

*shudders*

I gotcha covered.

Ever day I pray for a zombie apocalypse.

I’m not sure, but I’ve heard a little one will do you...

DIERKS BENTLEY - now that is a comically-country singer’s name.

Thank you! Came down here to say that is a terribly-formatted lede.