Having eroticized female dancers at a professional gathering is gross enough, but the “sexy schoolgirl” thing is extra disgusting.

1. How many walkers have you have you killed?

Just realized the tone doesn’t come through in writing and could be misinterpreted: It’s not being embarrassed and having to defend the reason for having tampons, it’s being happy/proud to be with a woman you buy tampons for.

As one comedian said, I forget who (Ritch Shydner, maybe), many years ago (paraphrasing): I like to hold them up as I walk through the store and shout “I got a woman! I got a woman!”

I rip off a piece of the box and say, “Get me more of these.” He can’t get my takeout order right a lot of the time, but he always comes back with the correct feminine hygiene products.

Edited to add: Oh, one time Target was out of my brand so he called from the aisle to ask if “super absorbency” and “ultra absorbency”…

I fucking laughed for DAYS at “Wino Forever”. I guess if you have to cover up a name tattoo you could do a lot worse lol.

But but but exposure to vagina erodes our precious masculinity, think of the mens!

Seriously. I am in horrible pain for the duration on my period so like, if I NEED some goddamn tampons, either I am going to murder everyone I see in public and cry while doing it, or my goddamn loving partner will do it. OR ELSE.

Two major dumbasses that get more attention than they need or deserve.

I’m still dissappointed in you Donnie for all of this.

I realize this comment relates to one of the least interesting parts of this dog-and-pony show, but:

and you don’t ask a man, can you buy tampons for me?

Where’s the 4th Horseman?

My other fav thing about college sports is that the actual super talented women who are athletes for big colleges get told that their games / matches aren’t good enough to watch because women are too weak.

I’m tired of the narrative that “he had a bright future until it was taken away” about rape and sports. It makes it sound like a horrible thing was done to him when it’s him who has done it to someone else.

Baylor’s going to beat them in the first round anyway, so he’s not even needed

It’s weird that in the US sports are the most important part of school culture. In the rest of the world they have teams and clubs that are separate from schools.

I don’t think anyone is advocating just dumping them in the ocean to fend for themselves. Sea pens would be a good option. They could be fed and monitored that way. It would be nice to see them get a taste of their natural environment before they die. Can’t be worse than where they are now.

How about we stop zoo’s too? Unless they are sanctuaries, why must we hold animals captive for our own entertainment.