Because you don’t make laws to address all possible derivative problems related by philosophical principle to the one you are being pressed to address. You’re drafting legislation, not the Ten Commandments.

You can’t know until you sue

This is true. My husband doesn’t wanna cha cha with me while he is making breakfast, but he doesn’t mind me grinding up on his booty while he’s tending to the bacon on the stove.

Omg hi Donna! I recognize you from feministe. You are the best. I am sorry so many stupid people think this is a great time to talk about trans people. Those people are ignorant and transphobic and I hope you can put their idiocy out of your mind when you log off.

Honestly, and with all genuine affection, what does rude even mean to a Gawker Media writer?

That’s not a wink, it’s an electrical glitch.

This land is my land
It is not your land
I’ve got a shotgun
And you ain’t got one
If you don’t get off
I’ll blow your head off
This land was made for me not you

Thank you so much for this. No joke.

It’s like Jewish themed

I’ve met a lot of strange men in strange places for strange sex for money and never once been assaulted. I’m a man though, so even strange men who pay for sex with me still think I’m a human being.

I dropped my phone in the toilet while jerking off in the bathroom at work

would you care about offending missionaries? They are worse than useless

Why not applaud this band’s efforts and make constructive suggestions to strengthen the intervention?

Whatever they do surely can’t be worse than doing absolutely nothing.

This is nice but if they don’t have a dedicated trained and paid staff member fielding these messages then they are doing more harm than good.

Reminder: The story of Sodom and Gomorrah didn’t really happen.

How to Get Away with Murder is not good.

Haha yesssss, called it

It’s almost like there’s something about the intrinsic form of online celebrity discourse that removes agency from the subject.

“Unitard”