Speaking as someone who had his bar mitzvah in Jerusalem, I think Israel will be perfect for her.

Atomwaffen is the worst and most toxic of the neo-nazi groups. They kill each other sometimes.

Real talk: I’m a white man in Boston. I really want to leave. The rest is about my husband. He moved to Boston from Ecuador in 2014 and hasn’t been anywhere else in the US. People in and around boston are so astonishingly, casually, and unrelentingly racist that he, with an advanced degree in medicine and years of…

Okay, i really enjoyed your comment. I think you can fill in also the fact that the issues with them having sex is only there because professors insist on retaining an extreme amount of power over their students. If professors want to prioritize sex, that’s fine if they then treat them ethically as sexual partners.…

Is this why I hear about a quinoa shortage but never see it in real life?

37 more than i helped. It’s a little future dystopia, but the inability to discharge student loans in bankruptcy isn't Nicki Minaj's fault.

Can we stop trying to get into heaven and just start trying to get out of hell?

In case you forgot your clothes were made with exploitative labor and so was your phone and computer.

They actually never worked

The funniest thing about kingwolf’s inexplicable tantrum is that he didn’t the most common cause of food borne illness which is toxic chemicals created by bacterial activity. That’s why if you leave ground beef out too long, it will still make you sick even if you cook it thoroughly to kill all organisms.

Yeah but if Trump did this you’d call him racist. #doublestandard #whatnowlibelerals

Another illuminating paragraph:

Timberlands.

Christmas.

I love it when people like you show ass like this in the Root’s comments. It makes it easy to remember that black people might be marginalized, but that doesn’t make them smart!

I heard recently that people were buying into cryptocurrency before a particular currency scheme forked into two software projects because then your money would double.

I guess it’s just like, some people have SO much money they will throw some of it into a cryptocurrency as long as they are convinced that they are…

So you are kind of obviously a rapist at this point. You realize that when the bullshit from your past gets out, it very well might ruin the Root for everyone? Women are obviously not safe around you.

This clapback is so black that it started out saying you want to be Best Friends and ended with a sudden reveal of an intensely angry death threat. This reminds me a lot of getting harassed by a black guy on the street who was super friendly until he assured me he was “not” going to cut me.

He wasn’t scary, and you…

While I don’t doubt Nelly is quite capable of rape, I also think the Northwest is like Klan central, and the cops there would arrest a black man for breathing heavy.

Wow, you are a fucking asshole. Go fuck yourself.