I feel like this is a legitimate point

“credit for trying” foreplay is the worst foreplay.

Under patriarchy sex work is degrading only for women because sex is degrading only for women. How can sex work be degrading for men if in all other contexts men are unconditionally lauded for pursuing sex or for pursuing money?

That sounds totally reasonable to me

Just start dry humping until you feel like having sex.

If YOU were there...

Here’s what I don’t get:
The specifics of sexuality are literally only relevant in a one on one (or one on two, or maybe even extending up to one on five) situation. It’s a very bisexual setup, in the sense that it involves your sexuality and their sexuality. The labels are introductions. They are beginnings to…

Bye-ly Cyrus

“Is it rumblin’?”

Cows lie down

Look, the penis NEEDS to go in the vagina. It just HAS to, okay?!

You’re nice but this person is a troll. If we want to “pretend” that men should be responsible for the effects of their actions? Fuck that noise

This robot is glitching pretty bad

Yes yes, please let’s give them attention, they will hate that!

How to get away with murder is not a major hit.

What a small miserable man

Orthodox Judaism is about being nice in person but torturing you as a community. They are terrible people who never take responsibility for the giant pain they cause every day over and over. It’s about as loving as a spouse who hits you.

I suppose his wife didn’t have time for the interview because she was taking care of the baby? Fuck this guy.

Hilary Duff is a lefty! I learned this last night while watching Gossip Girl and seeing her throw away the confidentiality agreement her publicicst gave to Vanessa when Olivia (Hilary) enrolled in NYU and became Vanessa’s roommate.

There are no metaphors, it just like “I jerk off at night”

Who would have thought that miley would turn out best