What makes the nephew an asshole?

Not for you!

OMG MY IDOL. YES. I SHALL SERVE IT. I SHALL SERVE IT WASABI PEAS AND KALE KRUNCH AND IT SHALL BE PLEASED WITH ME.

This headline makes it sound like an instance of vigilantism. A guy found his girlfriend being assaulted by his uncle so he used force to end the assault and remove the Uncle. Then he called the cops who got there before the uncle returned, and arrested him when he eventually did return.

WAIT. I just saw something much more important than Idina Menzel which is your username because the Enchanted Forest Chronicles are great!

At that point it comes down to what's on your drivers license right? Which is a whole 'nother system of expensive and time consuming medical and judicial processes.

Maybe she has more authority on the subject than you and all your friends though. Because I bet she has more friends in the business, and more awards, and more roles than you right?

I love that story!

I was six years old in 1996 and I was all like "Tied! to the hood! of a yellow! rental! truck! being packed! in with fertilizer!, and fuel! oil! Pushed! over a cliff! by a su!i!ci!dal Mickeeey! Mouse! Ooooooooooooooooooooooohhh..."

This is the best gif ever

I bet Idina Menzel would NEVER have lip synced the Star Spangled Banner at a Presidential Inauguration simply because she doesn't think being perceived as perfect is worth stealing the artistic authenticity in a moment like that from herself.

Perhaps this is an interesting difference between the live star and the radio…

cult of personality. Duh. That's literally all a celebrity is.

Nope! You keep replying. That makes it a conversation with you. Can't have it both ways right? That defies common sense!

Nope! I get to continually engage with you, a paragon of common sense and common decency. I am the winner! I am having a moderately enjoyable conversation.

But did you notice that the result of you being "proven correct" is nothing at all? Except that you continue to choose to engage with someone you've proven to yourself to be an asshole. What's the point of your almighty internet judging heuristics if you don't use them to exclude those deemed assholes from your…

Ah, you are such an advanced moral being! So righteous! Your words are so sensible and decent.

Sure. You proved your point and judged me according to your law. You are a righteous proponent of your religion. Congratulations :)

Ok sure.

Ok cool.

That does not mean they have the freedom to assume whatever form of hidden assholeism they feel is most likely to have resulted in my demeanor. You can decide someone's an asshole, but then still be wrong, just like this guy here. The fact that you find his response "morally understandable" doesn't mean that he's not…

Why don't you check out my Kinja if you're so interested in my intentions.

I did not rebuke you anywhere. I critiqued your presently stated theoretical construction of a "womanly style" by pointing out that it resulted in paradoxical constructions of femininity, masculinity, men, and women. This is a common tactic in…