i’m assuming that’s the governor, who is a DEMOCRAT

that’s really great because I’m sure there was no forethought leading up to the appointment with the healthcare provider, and it’s pretty easy for most people to get as many days off of work as they need so if they have to go back every 3 or 4 days until they have met this super chill requirement, what’s the biggie?

why is it that every male who thinks he owns my uterus always looks so fucking happy about it?

A most interesting point is that the recording would have been inadmissible before a 2012 change in PA’s wiretap laws.

Next will be a 9-month required waiting period.

Funny how in the murder/suicide scenario, the suicide part seems to be the afterthought.

i couldn’t help but LOL at his response to me. fucking doucher.

Dismiss him. He wants to be out of the grays.

Dismiss him. He wants to be out of the grays.

So cheating is a good reason to kill someone?

SHUT UP

Weak, insecure men will be the death of us all.

She didn’t do anything to deserve it. No one deserves to be killed, especially in front of their own children.

But I watched the video and he seemed genuinely shocked like he never heard of it before. I don’t think it is unrealistic to say that maybe Jon Stewart doesn’t read Gawker frequently.

I don’t know if it is my love for Stewart clouding my judgement, but it seriously just sounds like he admitted to never hearing those rumors before, which is believable because the only reason I know of those rumors is because of this site.

Drew...that’s called dandruff.

Yea Mary Kate is pregnant! I’m sure she’ll make a fabulous mother, she already looks like such a caring attentive stepmother

These imagined conversations are rapidly becoming the best part of Tabloid Wednesday.