SAME!!! I was like, “Oh this is so cool, they’re talking about male/female friendships! This is so positive and awesome!” because I have many male friends (and a husband of 9 years). Now I’m reading this like, “Sigh.”

Really? That’s surprising. He comes from a family of Democrats and his brother is gay, and he is an actively LGBTQ ally.

lol “upgrade mid-marriage”

Yeah, Idk. She mentioned her husband on Anna Faris’ podcast, which she did with Chris. She talked about how you can make male/female friendships work while you’re in a relationship. This bums me out in light of how that podcast was like, “It’s possible to be in a healthy hetero relationship and still have opposite sex…

Yeah, but... built-in origin story for her (ex)husband to now become a super-villain, surely?

Fuck. You’re right. I’m literally just jealous. (not sarcastic.)

Married dude here: If my wife said, “hey I’m leaving you for Captain America,” I'd completely understand. It would suck, but I couldn't blame her.

I was very very into Jenny and Chris until it started to look like she left her husband for him and now I don’t feel so good about it. It just doesn’t feel fair. You already have a husband. You don’t get to upgrade mid-marriage to Captain America.

Honestly, I am a Pride and Prejudice girl and the Mr. Darcy trope really works for me and now I really want another remake with him as Mr. Darcy.

AHHH ASIAN WOLVERINE!! ASIAN WOLVERINE!!!

Let’s not forget in addition to being handsome, he’s also hilarious!

I’m sure that being approached in a lovey way by Ozzy is akin to having the girl from The Ring crawling towards you.

Dammit this made me spit out coffee. You win

ugh, that is my dream.

Preach. He owes her his life. He probably would’ve been long dead by now if it weren’t for her.

Yeah. If you’d kept your hot mess of a husband: Alive, employed, managed, fed and clothed and supported and he KEPT stepping out... I can support her and any woman who says, “enough.”

I guess my main question is, who still wants to fuck Ozzy Osbourne?

“I don’t want you to feel like any of this was in vain. I believe in the power of prayer. This doesn’t always happen on the timing of man, and God does not work in four-year segments,” Heidi Cruz said, referring to the four-year presidential term.

These people truly believe that they compelled by God to establish an American Christian theocracy. It’s batshit and terrifying.