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Here's the scientific explanation: A lot of extra heat is produced by the scrotum periodically smacking against the thighs; this heat is carried by blood vessels into the man's core in order to keep him warmer while hunting. Women should be warm enough already because of all the babies they have strapped to them.

I know. I'm not ashamed to say I got banned from commenting on her Facebook page.

On one hand, given how short I am a home with 100 step stools sounds awesome. Then again, I can trip over yesterday's fart fumes so there is that to consider.

The Conservative media will never be happy. Obama could give everyone in America a puppy and they'd say it was an act of aggression because some people are allergic.

Stemless wine glass for the fine china

I worked for an IT contractor owned by a guy that was downright abusive for a few years. I had been trying to get hired at another company for a while and they had been telling me "yeah, we want to hire you, but we don't really have enough work to support another technician right now, but we'll call you..." They

I've been nothing if not professional every time I've given notice at a job. I'm terrified of burning bridges.

Call me suspicious, but my guess is the "threats" were more along the lines of trans supporters coming to the funeral rather than any harm to the family. The "threat" was people not letting them pretend they were having a funeral a son who died in a tragic accident because people would be there loudly proclaiming that

Now I can't stop picturing a vagina left in an alley living out of a cardboard box like a stray dog fighting off the rest of the stray vagina pack to try and get penis scraps out of the dumpster.

your vagina is kind of left to fend for itself.

My husband did a shitty English degree. He's doing very well. So tell business bro to shove it. Gahd people are dumb.

omg, right? Those are the worst. The best was when this one time this man (who looked about 50) was explaining to me how to "reel in" and "trap" the boyfriend I was visiting at the time into marrying me. You have to do it slowly, you see. Not too suddenly or they'll spook. You see, that's what happened to him. He

If they really wanted to glorify God they'd segregate the true infidels: seat-recliners.

Why don't they just put women in the cargohold with the rest of the property and be done with it?

that last tweet is on point

Eating exactly 12 grapes is one I only heard of last night. Think it's a Spanish thing have no idea on the why.

I have to admit, I am mostly underwhelmed by how "adorable" things that kids say and do are most of the time.

Except it's always "It has haunted me my whole life" instead of, "Thank fuck, because I sure as shit wouldn't be doing an interview with Rolling Stone if I hadn't."

I really think it's important that she's willing to be so open about this. For many women, an abortion is shitty, traumatic, and not a decision arrived at easily. Some of you reading this are probably like, "duh" but I can't tell you how many dummies actively accuse women of flippantly get abortions like they're a