Putting this out here:

"1. Wronged woman lets herself into man's apartment, takes down his hollow metal curtain poles and fills them with shrimp. Re-installs poles, locks up and leaves. He goes insane over next few weeks trying to figure out where the terrible smell is coming from."

Hm, not that impressive. Two better revenge stories:

When you get right down to it, they always say, "Yeah, okay, it doesn't hurt, but they get sweaty and stick to a leg and it's uncomfortable." You know what else is sweaty and sticky and uncomfortable?Wearing a bra on a hot day. Menstruating. The balls of the guy who is sitting across from you and not spreading. Having…

They will tip over if they sit with their legs together. They will TIP OVER if they sit with their legs together. I have been snorting in my cubicle for the last few minutes because I keep picturing some poor man sitting on the bus helplessly falling over like one of those fainting goats because he's trying to sit…

I think men should be allowed to spread their legs as wide as they want on the bus as long as women are allowed to change our tampons on the bus and throw the used ones at the most annoying passengers. Because of biology.

"I've seen other people being inconsiderate jackasses on public transport, which gives me the inalienable right to be one too!"

Do not go out. It is terrible out there.

we were on for two months, off for a year, and now on for the past month. Maybe you're right- just needs time.

Okay...I never put two separate comment threads on an article, but I have to this time.

Part of enjoying sex is unlearning years of shame you are taught to feel about your body and your genitals. I had read this piece one by a bisexual man who said when asked what's the major difference between sleeping with women and sleeping with men and other than the obvious he said that women constantly apologize…

I really want to see this thorough bread house with my own two voluptuous eyes. I would think you'd have a terrible mold problem in the walls, no?

"your beautiful brown hair reminds me of a thorough bread house "

Ah, the perfect post in which to name my OKC Message of the Year (apologies to those who already saw this, though maybe you'll get a second laugh out of it!):

Do you get a lot of, "I LOVE Indian food/Bollywood/Indian celebrity" sort of comments (with the implication that they're totally an expert on Indian culture)? When I was dating and the occasional rando would assume I was Asian, usually Japanese, I got a lot of that. "Sushi's my favorite food!" Cool story, bro. Let me…

Wait, this guy honestly couldn't hear how "I want to watch for your car with a gun" might not be the best pickup line???

sorry for the shitty cropping:

Welp, here's one from mine

Did you tell him he could find it tucked into the JD Salinger novel he crawled out of?

Yeah, I would have been ok with a brief two-way convo about that stuff. I still wasn't looking for an airplane hook-up, if that was his goal.

Coincidentally, on a different leg of the very same business trip, an older woman seated next to me also commented on (the same) book I was reading. She was chatty, which ok,…