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That's what I said! The jerk girl went on a classist rage telling me that I was not raised in a household who would be familiar with her brand of ettiquette (ie, I was poor) and that if I had been taught French I would know that RSVP meant to respond only if you could come.

Those of us from Colorado have known this for years. The drive from Denver (5,280 feet) up to the mountains (>10,000 feet) is always a flatulent experience.

Waukegan is a short train ride away from me. I can shit on her doorstep if y'all want me to.

And today's award for "Worst" goes to Catherine Crump of Waukegan, Illinois! Congratulations, Catherine! You are officially The Worst! Well done!

"ungraying the assholes" is a phrase I just never thought I'd hear in my life... or agree with so much.

Because if you don't live in NYC, most cabs don't pick up brown and black people nor do they serve places a mile outside of the city core.

It was just easier. People assumed it was better and safer because IT HAS AN APP! AND YOU CAN PAY ON THE APP!! 2014!

But patience is a virtue and hyperventilation never got anyone anywhere.

I am not trying to suggest it. I am explicitly saying that a creator can always be asked when they are alive. When I write fiction there are a billion details that never make it into the final work. But if you ask me, I can give you a definitive answer. Why? Because I am the author. You can't ask a dead author.

I honestly felt like she was pivoting her story so much around everyone being special and unique no matter what that she never got into cultural differences— except in magic culture, as in the difference between Russian and British wizards, giant culture, etc that it never became a thing.

Yea, broncing is a bit different...and I would absolutely say that any bronc rider is thrown. I've also had one fall where the mare stuck her head between her front legs and made it clear that I wasn't staying on. I think she might've had undiagnosed pain issues :(

Seriously though...was this horse trained to have a bunch of weird crinkly fabric moving around on his back? Because based on his immediate OH HELL NO reaction, I think not.

One of my former lab mates from China went home to get married, and apparently it was a totally common thing to get green screen photos with the couple in all kinds of environments. There were some of her in a western style white gown in a Disney princess like garden, some of them in more traditional Chinese wedding

"What was it like, raising these two?"
"It has not been easy." and then later, "I know we have to take responsibility for them."

I'm ROLLING.

She's so embarrassed by those two. That's the glorious part of all this. You can just picture her sitting there watching this, afraid the neighbors are all seeing her children duke

I remember years ago, a woman called into the C-SPAN morning show because she wanted to talk about conditions for injured soldiers at Walter Reed and how she was in Washington and had gone in to see them and was appalled at the state of the hospital. The host asked her some more questions and deduced (correctly) that

And true to the Catholic Church's form, the conclusion of the six-year investigation:

When he kept saying...nope just poop I just started laughing hahahaha this is the best thing ever.

Gotta say, good for Cards Against Humanity. They deserve that money more than the people who gave it to them.

I'd've bought this as a gift for certain members of my family, actually. I'm not entirely certain each person purchasing this was a failure of humanity, honestly.

At first I was all excited about a Tobias Fünke lookalike...