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I don't agree with their anti-choice message but I do agree with their anti-Popular Party message. (It's funny because the PP is more conservative/aligned with the church and if any party was going to ban abortion it would be them.)

I'm super late to this party, but my deal breaker is period sex. If he's not into (or at least willing to put up with) period sex, then I'm out.

Picture yourself:

The former CEO of General Electric, Jack Welch, would interview management candidates at restaurants. The candidates just assumed they were getting a free lunch but he used it as an opportunity to see how they interacted with the servers and other staff. Those that were rude and demeaning didn't get hired. His

Ha! I can top that! I had a date with a guy who expected to drive my car! No, really, he thought I was going to hand my car keys over to him and let him drive! A guy who lost his license and did not own his own a car (he wrecked his parents) thought I, who had just met him, was going to hand over my car keys and let

On this topic, any man who has specifications for the number of sex partners a woman has is incorrect.

Oh! And NO MUSICIANS. EVER AGAIN.

Do we really need another Janis Joplin biopic after "Judy Jormp-Jomp"?

I went on a date that I kneeeeew was going to be bad (I was 19 and didn't have the fortitude to tell people to fuck off that I have now.) Sure enough, this guy told me about his theory that every baby should be paternity tested at birth so no man accidentally supported a kid that wasn't his. What kind of 19 year old

"I don't fucking care if you like it!" -Amy Poehler, to Jimmy Fallon regarding something she was saying that he didn't consider ladylike, as quoted by Tina Fey.

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He went to visit his mom in Seattle (about six hours away) and when I called to talk to him, she very sweetly informed me that "He's with his wife, may I take a message?"

I once had an "Actor" show up to a date still wearing lipstick from his job (singing carols at a christmas market...nice acting, broham) and then proceed to criticize me for wearing too much makeup. He also said "Your pictures didn't suggest you'd be fat" and I was like "I literally have a full body shot on okcupid.

Yeah when I talk to fellow male humans about literature and one of them brings up Hemmingway, I pretty much react this way

There are probably a lot but honestly, my biggest dealbreaker is wanting kids. I don't want them - so much so that I got my tubes tied earlier this year.

This is just a place for OKCupid horror stories, right? I'm in!

I am an Asian. He's out the minute he talks about how much he loves Asian women or if I find out his last girlfriend was Asian. Those Asian-fetish dudes are gross.

Any Ayn Rand books on his bookshelf, liking Dave Matthews Band, dirty dishes in his sink, and considering Infinite Jest his favorite novel (no one actually reads a book that has that many footnotes).

Well my ex who always accused me of being secretly married was actually.....*wait for it*.... MARRIED!!! Who saw that coming?! Not me, especially since we were both only 21ish at the time....

Throwing garbage out of car windows. Not a cigarette. Like oh I'm done with ____ rolls down window and tosses. I dated a girl who did this and was so instantly turned off because I actually didn't know grown up humans did such things.