Ok but I still fucking HATE his new song that's on the radio all the time

They should re-name them #notacronut on the menu.

Apparently he copy pasted that message to a ton of women today. Shockingly it didnt end well.

I really appreciate this article. My daughter is four, precocious and loving and wilful and stubborn. If we are tickling each other and she says stop, I stop. I am teaching her she has autonomy over who touches her. Obviously for things like 'she's having a strop and I have to grab her to stop her from charging into…

Love this. The implications of making kids hug or kiss people they don't want to hadn't crossed my mind until a few years ago when I came across a piece similar to this one. But now I'm so about it, even with the kids I care for (don't have my own yet.) Bodily autonomy should be taught as early as possible. At least…

In a world where women are told in so many different ways to put the comfort of others before their own, your daughter is fortunate to have you and your willingness to wade through the discomfort so she may honor her autonomy.

I joined for the chain smoking and stayed for the holy crap I still need health insurance I was just diagnosed with lung cancer?

Yes, and we make sure NONE of our allies accept their countries "passports" (Not that that type tends to travel much) or exports. They get no imports either. Make them be as self-sufficent as they always claim they want to be.

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Like Dexter for conservative blowhards?

sometimes the news makes me feel like a walking disappointed sigh.

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The dog story reminds me of when I was working at a BJ's Wholesale Club in Jacksonville, FL. (Is that the most depressing sentence I've ever written?)

A customer came up to the register to check out. He had a small dog with him, which was technically not allowed, but I didn't think much of it. When he handed me his…

My favorite "good customer" story is the lady who came into Friendly's (ugh) and ordered something small, I can't recall what at this point. She was easy to wait on and I don't remember doing anything special, but I guess I did a good job because she wrote on the ticket that she wished she had a bit more money to…

How disappointing that CBS would spin it that way. Because of course the situation actually proved his point. No police department's response to drunken hooligans should involve military-grade defense. It just further illustrates how woefully poorly trained our local police forces are. "Just overwhelm the drunk people…

As an Asian who has spent most his life squatting over pit toilets, I consider the Sitting Toilet Constipation (STC) to be a status symbol, like gout and high-heel toes.

Find a giant clear bowl at the dollar store, one that will perch over most of your belly. Then put on a tshirt, outline where the bowl will go, and that's your canvas to paint for an aquarium. Attach two cute little stuffed animal fishies over your painted background and then put the bowl over it. Thats all I've got…

Holy fuckity fuck! I used to live here. No Lie. This dude's name is Kurt, and he called his place "Kurt's Hostel" - he really thought he was helpful. I think he's like 62. At the time, he was charging $20 a night for a room with an inflatable bed, which you can't really beat. But I cooked for him sometimes, so I…

I especially like that all of these generous gentlemen who just want to HELP 1) only want to help young, attractive women and 2) stipulate that said women sleep in their bed instead of on the couch, or a pallet on the floor, or a futon or any other option, even though it's totes nothing sexual at all.

This has nothing to do with the post, but I just needed to confess: when I was younger I would rob my bar hookups if they were a lousy lay. Like, take a bottle of booze or a DVD or a scarf. Something to make it worth my time.