Utah, Wyoming, Montana, and Idaho are not in the Midwest! We're in the West! We're in the monochromatic, libertarian-leaning, "maybe oppressive corporations will stop being so oppressive if we just close our eyes and let them do whatever they want all the time," Wild West. (Utah, of course, has the added bonus of…

Identity politics (i.e. racism). It's the main reason why more diverse nations have notably fewer social programs. People can't stand the idea of their tax dollars going toward helping someone who isn't "one of them".

I would rather fuck the car. Wait, I don't think I got that right.

Elephants definitely do mourn their dead friends, often returning to the places where another elephant that they had known died. There have been many studies researching this behavior. From what I've seen there is no scientific hypothesis that can explain this behavior other than elephants do in fact experience grief,…

Why tell a child that a relative died? Because truth is its own moral imperative.

Yeah, realizing that dogs need things/responses from their humans isn't "anthropomorphizing." It's respecting that they have needs wholly apart from us, even apart from what we feel and what we might want to give them. Part of having dogs is learning to read their signals and provide them with the necessary responses…

I get pretty offended when anyone suggests that having a discussion over whether something is humane is worthwhile. It is ALWAYS worthwhile to explore whether something is or is not humane. They are talking about something that might have brought an animal, an emotional creature, distress and whether it could or…

Yeah, you should definitely tell the professional dog trainer, who professionally solved a very real problem for a paying customer, that they are doing their job wrong.

So we're done with blow jobs now, right? Wrap it up, ladies, the bros have spoken.

Also, any guy who enjoys blowjobs and uses "dick-sucking" as an insult is a fucking hypocrite.

This story is so tragic. Such suffering, to have to live in Dallas AND get married in Cleveland.

I just watched the micro-penis episode of New Girl, so I'd like to say that we all have micro-penises. They may not be physical, but they are all there. My micro-penis is that I never finished college. This is not a serious comment for everyone boiling with rage right now.

I'm an attorney practicing in family court in NYC....the other day a female lawyer on the opposing side decided to oh, I don't know, zealously advocate for her client as is her job and duty, and a particularly old school Judge decided to give her a completely inappropriate scolding that involved telling her to stop…

Little lady, you should have known that you should not be working when you are *whisper* in the family way.

Basically it's disrespectful attitudes towards women, having a short temper, speaking over people, and not respecting personal boundaries.

Yes, it's the pocket squares that are the problem. Not your garbage dump policies.

Oh man, and the 1 star reviews on Amazon are even worse:

I'm hereby calling this, "The Slutterfly."

Adding this to the list of reasons to dislike Jimmy Johns. The owner of one near us gives discounts to military members (which is cool, whatever) but lately he has progressed to giving anyone in an Armed Forces uniform free meals (insists on it actually) and he stares at them while they eat with a super creepy,…

I clicked through and saw photos of the wedding. Gorgeous, the dress, the bridesmaid's dresses, the shoes, and the reception dress, all gorgeous.