Hey, I am an expert on horse boners! At last my chance to shine! At least, I grew up around horses, and have witnessed pretty much all their natural functions from birth to death at various times. I can testify that AdRants is right - there's nothing sexual about the configuration of that horse's dick. Even…

I hate to tell ya, Mark, but that's definitely not a horse erection. They let it all hang out like that when they're relaxed or right before/after they pee. It's dropped but not erect.

Does anyone think that the availability of information about sex on the internet has anything to do with this?

Between 2007 and 2013, the rate of decline was particularly rapid: in those five years alone, it fell 29 percent.

I'm going with Jesus and prayer in schools. God will end that erection if you ask him.

I'd be willing to bet that, despite the legislation pushing abstinence only education, teens these days, now more than ever, have nigh unfettered access to information via the internet, which has led to teens being more educated about sex and pregnancy than ever before.

What's the worst thing Willie Nelson can say to you after you've just given him a blowjob?

A priest, a rabbi and a minister walk into a bar.

Reporter: "So Kelly, Your mother tells me that you are going to be doing another season of The Osbournes"

Or:

A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office clad from head to toe in nothing but cellophane.

"Two women walk into a bar, and talk about the Bechdel test."

I lost my virginity to your cover of Papa Don't Preach.

ETA: Oh shit, you asked for a joke. I got nothing.

Hey Kelly! Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other "You man the guns. I'll drive."

A brilliant Jezzie said the other day that it looked like his cheeks were trying to run away from all the crazy shit coming out of his mouth. I wish I recalled who said it so I could credit them.

"And the easiest way to erode that idea is to call our friends out when they say or do something that normalizes sexual violence."

Last year I was walking up a street at night with my boyfriend when this huge group of students (all guys) on a sports social ran down whooping and jeering, and surrounded me in a circle, cutting my boyfriend out. They didn't touch me but came right up close to my face, sticking their tongues out and leering - I could…

I am only now realizing how extraordinary my cohort of male friends were in high school (that would be way back in the late 90's) because they always called out that behavior among our peers. I owe them all a beer.

This is no shock to anyone who's ever requested that a dude call sexual harassment out when he sees it or said "Men don't listen to women about this stuff; men listen to other men about this stuff."

It costs millions to keep a baby that premature alive. It may cost millions to care for them if they have the likely lifelong disabilities.

When people talk about police militarization it's only tangentially related to police racism. Militarization is specifically about the use of military-grade arms—and the fact that the police A) simply have no need to police the citizens of this country as if they were a hostile, well-armed opposition force; and B)…

It reminds me a bit of what happened with the mass shootings, where one side said "We need to focus on mental health treatment," and the other said, "We need to focus on gun control" - despite the fact that, really, at least both those things were at issues (and nothing ever happened to help anyone). Once again, it…