I'm a pretty chill person, but one time in college someone took my clothes out of the washing machine and piled them on the floor within minutes of the cycle ending (there was one washer/dryer on the hall). I was annoyed, but put them in the dryer anyway. When I went back later my clothes were back on the floor, still…

I was not raised in any religious tradition, nor were there many devout religious people in my school. There wasn't a pervasive 'wait for marriage' conversation, but it was sort of replace with a vaguer 'wait until it feels right.' We had pretty decent sex ed in that we were taught the facts—this is how sex happens,…

Right? How do you combine 'abstinence only' with 'abstinence plus a small amount of misinformation'. 'Abstinence plus everything else we say is blatantly untrue'?

I know many people choose to wait until marriage for their own personal reasons, and I know it's possible to go on to have healthy fulfilling relationships, but if I waited years and got married, only to have sex as bad as my first time was, I would probably have a crisis of faith and be supremely upset and demand a…

Apparently not, if user's take away from this article was that the analogy was badly executed, not that public schools continue to promote dangerous and deeply sexist lies under the guise of 'sex-ed'.

Except that women aren't cars and all of these analogies are fucking pointless.

Thanks for sharing this. Every single aspect of this story is mind boggling.

No sex for anyone, all puppies for me.

well that's just preposterous.

I shave nothing unless I am actually going to be wearing a bikini.

ugh, so weird, so many weirdos

During college I worked in the campus dining hall. Inevitably we would run out of some popular item during the dinner rush (in my mind it was always peanut butter) and there was simply none in the store room. Because these were popular items, someone would ask for it every 10 minutes or so.

My brother had to get a smallpox vaccine on his first deployment. But the fact that smallpox only exists in labs means we should be singing from the roof tops how amazing vaccines are. I read recently that polio came very close to being eradicated, with only a few small areas (I believe in Pakistan) where it was still…

Haha! Touché.
Is this why I have no friends and my psychiatrists keep breaking up with me??? cries

It's Elizabeth. I can tell strangers on the internet because there are dozens of us. DOZENS!

I LOVE Hannibal... Although it really worries me that I remind you of a character. Is it Hannibal because he wants to be will's bff? Please tell me who, I swear I'm not a serial killer.

Elizabeth

She is such a class act. Before she went to Brown it was rumored she would be going to the same college I was thinking of going to, and I was sure we were going to be bffs. We have the same (super common) first initial and last names! #meanttobe #butapparentlynotreally

This scene is what porn for women should be.

I have an unusually small heart! I'm not sure if it predisposes me to problems though. I should maybe find out.