It's stunning how many people still don't know that The Onion is a joke news site. It's been popular for at least 10 years. There's a whole tumblr of people who take Onion articles seriously, can't remember the name of it though.

Damn. Conveniently left that bit out, didn't she? What a turd of a person.

I failed a test on the bare bones basis of economics in high school, and even I know that's not how it works.

I'd like to offer some encouragement, but I can't, it's a bleak hell scape out here.

That make sense, I was afraid it was implying that women have to remove pubic hair and then don a merkin for some nonsense reason. ( like somehow that is ok/less vulgar than real pubes or something) I guess I just underestimate how many women go pube-less.

Having a portfolio is one thing but having to make a specific piece for a specific job to even get an interview is super annoying.

So this is what it takes to get a phone interview for an internship. I think I'll just take up drinking now.

I'm also pretty sure my whole generation is going to be blind in fifty years. Both my parents started needing glasses around 40, I'm going to need them by my mid 20s.

Impulse control is a rapidly diminishing skill. Also internet payment has made money an even more abstract concept. I bought an ipad a few months ago and it was frankly a bad decision. I'm working on reining in my usage and maintaining some discipline, and it does help me be productive in some ways, but I've…

Does female nudity in film always involve merkins? I always see these references and I'm not sure if it's a joke or if that's a real practice. If so, sounds like some bullshit.

Indeed, I hope she can get some help.

If you click through, there are pictures and she appears truly very pregnant. Maybe pseudocyesis can have that much of a physical manifestation, but how did doctors not notice earlier? Presumably she skipped/made up doctor appointments, but wouldn't that mean she was more aware of it not being real? And no one ever…

Me too! I wanted to use the Spanish version of 'I want you to want me' to teach subjunctive, but no one else finds it as hilarious as I do.

I realize that, and I've seen a lot of both their movies. But Hollywood misses out on serious talent (and sexiness) by poopooing diversity.

This is my go-to movie for hormone-based sobbing.

Hollywood is getting everything wrong by NOT putting Diego Luna (and Gael Garcia Bernal) in every movie.

So glad this is what the government does with its time.

I'm proud to say I never saw a single Harlem Shake video. I also avoided what does the fox say, until I was forced to participate in a parody skit at work.

I have a theory that, because they don't sit to pee and regularly relax those muscles, there's no opportunity for it to come along naturally and pooping has to be a special mission.

If by some you mean all, then yes!