Love Malbec. Sorry about your situation, hope the delicious Malbec is a comfort.

Nothing in my entire childhood rivaled the nightmares suffered from Gremlins, dead serious. It was years before I found out it was supposed to be funny/cute.

PA is being incredibly rude right now, what with pouring rain all night on top of the snow that was there, by tomorrow everything will be pure ice, PA can suck my dick.

I'm with you, I am ill-equipped for the cold despite growing up in pa where it's respectably coldish. A few days ago when it was in the single digits I had to take my gloves off to try and take my horse's boots off and they were frozen on and my fingers instantly became too cold to function, I had to use a pocketknife…

Definitely one of those shows that I want to like in theory but just can't.

The Joffrey/Sansa was spot on.

Home alone 2 is the real mystery here.

Yeah, I honestly can't imagine what an ongoing orgasm even feels like.

Logic has exactly nothing to do with it :/

Logic has exactly nothing to do with it :/

check and mate.

I suppose people could be equally amazed that kids often gross me out when I've spent my whole life mucking horse barns, but I totally see your point.

Fact: Children never carry germs or make hideous noises at night.

Can the state take his girlfriend away too? Article says she's only 22, there could still be hope.

My dad is the most selfless person I know and never buys anything for himself, so Christmas is always "I want to get him an amazing gift because he's so amazing but he never outwardly expresses desire for goods". But he actually loves getting smartwool socks (he works outside in all weather and has foot problems).…

To be fair, I'd probably stab my hypothetical fiance if he suggested a camo wedding, but I like to think that I would be able to catch that tendency in a dude before agreeing to marry him.

Um, have you guys seen this random music video where he tangoes sensually at a gas station? Life changer.

True confessions, my first sex dream was about Donald Sutherland. I have no idea why, I was only peripherally aware of his existence.