Tangent: One year my best friend found and purchased a fish-shaped chocolate bar labeled Merry Fishmas to send to her boyfriend, prompting a 24 hour period in which we exhausted all fish puns and restyled Christmas carols by replacing every noun and verb with fish.

No, I know nothing about these people in real life, I was just imagining having a Professional Judgy Person for a mom is probably tough. But I hope Bee does something that genuinely interests her and I hope her mom genuinely supports her.

My thought went more like, wow, she's really pretty and looks nice in those photos, but wait, I guess she's always expected to look perfectly put together, especially with her mom. Holy crap, moms are supposed to be the people you can be your most un-made-up, sweatpants-wearing, braless self with. And criticism from…

Wow, I can imagine being the daughter of the Vogue editor. One depressing Christmas must be nothing compared to the constant crushing expectations for appearance and style. As if growing up a girl in general isn't bad enough.

I find all Christmas songs insufferable except for the annual Christmas song released by my favorite band of all time, the very gloomy, very scottish Frightened Rabbit.

PP also sent out a really cute 'year in review' holiday email, replete with hip, pop culture gifs. <3

How do you handle having to change when your not at home? I like the idea, just can't imagine sticking a used one back in my purse for later.

It's so ridiculous and sad that this kind of behavior still occurs in adults. I once went on a date with this guy who was really cute but had clearly been gawky and awkward until relatively recently. He had such low self esteem it was heart breaking.

Well if that's what he's face looks like, it's hard to believe anyone could call him a troll. :(

So is a used vibrator actually unsanitary or is it just the mental ick factor? I was under the impression they're usually washable (boilable) but I'm no expert.

Ugh I'm sorry. I'm in roughly the same boat living with my mom. I almost feel like I'm going through the stereotypical moodiness/conflict I was supposed to have as a teenager. I guess back then I never tried to make choices that were outside her definition of acceptable but now that I'm an adult and attempting to do…

I looked at this for a long time trying to figure out how this dude looked like Mr. Bean.

I'm in no way qualified to give relationship advice. But you can imagine the number of times I was told "long distance never works" (also, "hook-ups never turn into good relationships" and "don't contact him first") so I just want to say that there's a lot of commonplace wisdom out there that personally I think is…

BUT LADIES. If you didn't want to get RAPED, why were you out in public without your RAPE-DEFLECTING MIRRORED BODY SUIT. Encase your entire shameful body in MIRRORS.

If you oogle a guy, the guy notices and seems upset or uncomfortable, would you feel embarrassed? Would you stop staring? Then you are probably not a bad person, congratulations. Sure, I have looked at attractive men (I also look at people in fly outfits or people reading good books), but, like literally any other…

I had a whirlwind summer fling for three weeks with a guy I really liked, but never told him how much I really liked him because I was playing it cool and we lived in different states and I was moving abroad a week after the summer job ended. After we left the job, we finally talked on the phone a few times before I…

I have to agree with you on this one.

Actually my brother is in the Navy and has always told me that they call them boats. At least carriers, maybe destroyers are ships because Navy logic does not seem to be normal logic idk.

I sincerely feel for you.

Yeah, I can totally believe the joke was told on the internet, can't believe it was made by a PROFESSIONAL PR PERSON.