I had home ec and shop in middle school, when, in my opinion, it was totally useless. I would have rather had it in high school or college when I was more likely to use those skills and thus retain them. Like maybe I learned how to iron but what was I ever going to iron at 12 years old? My parents raised me to be…

Throughout this whole thing, I've been repeatedly stunned (although I guess at this point I shouldn't be anymore) at the number of Republicans that stood their and said it had nothing to do with them. Ted Cruz, Sarah Palin and I forget who else led a protest —they fucking led it!—at a WWII memorial about how…

That cut would get you hella laid in Europe a year or two ago.

Just as I am torn between wanting to hate 50Shades in theory and not wanting to knock anything so overwhelming driven by female sexuality, I'm also torn between wanting this film to be the terrible mess everyone's predicting and wanting them to pull off something seriously unexpected.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe they did, and it didn't pass via normal legislative process. Hence this clusterfuck.

But that would be science and science totally isn't real, duh.

And yet somehow 'conscience' doesn't factor in when you decide to hold the government hostage, deny workers their wages, deny poor children their benefits, deny the people a stable economy and legislature they overwhelmingly favor, for the sake of your petty unpopular opinions.

if by odd you mean 'sickening', then yes

At least rest a little easier knowing this guy is not looking for a side-by-side pooping partner.

How long until some weirdo actually shits in one of those?

How will we ever find love???

one's a bidet, so still, what's the point?

I was going to say something snarky then I realized I'm actually too old for this guy. Boy do I feel like a washed up old spinster now!

damn, my guy must have gotten that implant before the 'stops stealing sheets' feature came standard.

Fresh air is a destructive agent to fat. Oxygen burns carbon. To make this clear, let me ask you if you have noticed how a dying fire flames up when a draught of cold air is turned upon it? That is precisely what happens when a woman who is too fat goes out for a walk. Carbon, which is in the great folds of flesh that…

But even if you knew what it was supposed to look like, is it really possible to look at your own cervix?

Yeah, I never needed to know what my cervix looked like.

I believe/hope that no man has ever seen a cervix unless going through some sort of medical/anatomical training.

idk, not nearly as big as in this video, maybe the size of a pencil point? But the kind that causes a considerable raised bump (which are the best, imo)

Do men not pick or is it just the ratio of women in the comments section? Like seriously, I don't understand how my boyfriend can get zits/blackheads without noticing. And all of the teenage boys I teach... I try to help them with the homework but all I want to teach them is how easy and fun it is to get rid of those…