The first pic he looks like Ben Linus, the second looks like Philly area weatherman Glenn "Hurricane" Schwartz

aaahhh, that's pretty gross, but also I imagine immensely satisfying. Slight tangent, I don't understand how people and especially medical professionals are stymied by ticks, maybe it's where I grew up that I got them all the time as a kid, but you take it off carefully and if you really lose the head, you dig it out…

I want to say belatedly that Jolie, you are a wizard. A few weeks ago I read your article on pit stains and decided to tackle the many old tshirts from my teenage running years that I keep around for working out and barn chores but am beginning to become ashamed of even for that. I've been using the baking…

haha, I want what you two have.

When boyfriend and I first got together, it was meant to be just a summer fling. He had this blackhead on his back that always bothered me but we weren't at that level of intimacy that I could ask to pick at it. I went abroad and, improbably, we stayed together. Five months later, he visited, and it was still there.…

Choosing not to click the links but that quote reads like a middle school composition.

Well if you look closely, the elephant looks kinda sad to be there too.

Deeply, deeply internalized misogyny, from growing up marinated in the stuff.

Try Biutiful, you will cry until the end of days. It's by no means a sexy movie, but at least he's not a bad guy.

to be fair, I think sexy raptor stock images might be sparse.

*seeing this for the first time ever* *clawing eyeballs* *unable to un-see*

well cheers to them, because if she really wanted to get engaged and have an actual full blown wedding on the same day, this is the only way it would ever happen.

Seems like it requires a good deal of coordination.

ha, I had the same thought. Why aren't mine that colorful!

I've read a handful of articles about the RISUG, all filled with comments by squeemish men about how barbaric a 15 min out patient procedure sounded because it involved a needle near testicles. Like seriously, I want them all to read one, single, detailed account of IUD insertion (or severe HBC side effects! or…

Might as well call it a Girl's Guide to Groveling and then at least it would be more alliterative.

BUT HOW WILL BOYS LEARN TO SPOT A FRENEMY?

is pinkface ok? I'm pretty sure I don't feel bad about stealing from Andy Pretentious-White-Dude Warhol

At least they knew to call it a serape?

this is the doofy white dude face of every offensive Halloween costume.