I shared a toothbrush with boyfriend one weekend we were camping and he forgot his, because frankly I'd rather share a toothbrush than make out with him if he didn't brush his teeth all weekend. But floss, never in the history of ever. Gross.

I agree with this, although it's not just parents, the whole education system (and especially how inaccessible college is) are making it harder. I sub at a private school and I've heard stories of kids getting scoped by colleges for athletics in middle school, some commit by sophomore or junior year. So many of the…

something reeeaallll awkward is going on in this photo.

"Conjugal coat of arms" sounds gross, that is all.

but really, that explains so much.

I have a bra that has like a half underwire on the outer part but then not the stabby innerboob part that decrees exactly how far apart your boobs should be regardless of how far apart they actually are. It's so comfortable, but unfortunately it's an unlined/lacy/sexy/not useful for daily use jawn and I've never seen…

I work at a yuppie private school, if a mom turned up to parent night in that, all of my struggles would be worth it.

A+ reading of Medea, I'm sure those guys aced 9th grade language arts.

I had a bidet for about a year and still don't understand how to use one. It's awkwardly low and wide to sit on directly, I feel like to squat you'd have to take your pants off entirely. You need a special butt towel handy. It alway seemed like too big of an ordeal to bother. I might occasionally appreciate one more…

There's a great joke —- joke concept?— that if you hear ____ass as an adjective, mentally move the ass suffix and make it a noun prefix (ie badass tattoo> bad ass-tattoo... think about it. It's never NOT funny). In this case, nastyass wipes and nasty asswipes, basically equally funny (and gross).

I think that's a legit 'ugh'. 'Ugh' is the emotion I associate with high school boyfriends in general.

What's with all the special apps for recording voice messages? Are smartphones no longer actually phones?

Sadly, I'm sure most of these assholes have no problem being cruel to cis children as well.

Sadly, I'm sure most of these assholes have no problem being cruel to cis children as well.

I fervently hope, since her high school voted her homecoming queen, that day to day she is among supportive and accepting peers. The world is full of terrible people and all of them are on the internet.

When the SATs first came around, boys tended to outscore girls on the math, while girls outscored boys on verbal. SAT writers assumed there was a flaw in the verbal section and skewed the types of questions and subject to raise boys' scores, while assuming the math section was as it should be.

I started getting an ulcer my senior year, not from stress but just through a series of seemingly innocuous changes to my eating habits. Somehow I started eating more of both pineapple and grapefruit (love them both) as well as a few other acidy food. I was so proud of how healthy I was being until, mysteriously,…

Ever since I went to college I've had increasingly severe allergies whenever I go home. Not in the sense of 'home' which is full of trees and open land and every type of pollen imaginable, but the actual house. Talk about adding injury to insult now that I've had to move back in.

I think picking each others blackheads is a very underrated but significant relationship landmark.

It looks cool, but the phrase 'formal cape' made me giggle so much.