The Code 45* team is not alone in recognizing the president’s penchant for “protesting too much.” That is, the more he screams his innocence about something, the more we know he’s def guilty of it. Every time he screams “NO COLLUSION!!” we’re more certain than ever that there was “ALL KINDS OF COLLUSION! SO MUCH…

Here’s your semi-regular reminder that Evangelicals believe the expansion of Israel’s boundaries is important because it will trigger the end times.

Palestinians are calling it“Nakba day,” or, “catastrophe day,” the Guardian reports.

She looks like a Dr. Seuss villain.

Everytime someone says something to the effect of “Trump ruins everything he touches” I nod and think yeah, he sure does ruin everything around him.” Good thing we didn’t let him get his greasy little fingers all over the government, right?

Would you believe the Code 45* if it told you that Mike Pence’s days are numbered? I know, I know…it sounds crazy. The strange man from Indiana would appear to be the perfect sycophant to fulfill 45*’s need for constant stroking. They just did that Indiana love thing last night. As New York Magazine oh-so-gently noted…

And first he was mocking about being president and here we are.

“But they’re also not people that would easily assimilate into the United States, into our modern society. They’re overwhelmingly rural people. In the places they come from, fourth-, fifth-, sixth-grade educations are kind of the norm.”

Well, christ, I mean who SAYS that shit?? I think that quote should be widely publicized so we know just who the real savages in our administration/military are.

Yeah, this is the key point to me. Just because you tasked your lawyer to write a memo that contained your desired conclusion doesn’t really mean that much.

And went on to teach at my alma mater, it pains me to admit.

Jesus Christ indeed.

There’s also the fact that it simply isn’t true. McCain has talked about this. He’s talked about how the North Vietnamese hung him up from a tree by the hands and wrists with his arms twisted behind him until he gave up the names of the commanding officers in Vietnam. If I recall the story correctly, he gave them the…

This is the new Republican Party, darling. When they have all limped home with bone spurs, they cannot be bothered with war heroes* who remind them of their own dereliction of duty.

He insisted that the program, which included waterboarding, was “not torture.” He added: “A lot of people try to call it that, but it wasn’t deemed torture at the time.” “At the time,” is doing a lot of work in this sentence.

Boy, that McInerney character is some kind of charmer.

All this talk of torture (and the Dicks who love it), coupled with Gina Haspel’s confirmation hearings, naturally puts us in mind of the Central Intelligence Agency. Speaking of “Central Intelligence Agency” and “mind”….

The frogurt is also cursed.

He hates the fact that the news outlets are reporting on what he’s doing. He truly thought he’d get a pass just because he thinks he’s president. (I refuse to call him president.)

If we ever needed a direct window into Trump’s world view, it is provided in this line:
“91% of the Network News about me is negative (Fake)“