I agree with your first sentence, but I’m sadly not convinced of the second.

“Essential Consulting was one of several firms we engaged in early 2017 to provide insights into understanding the new administration.”

“Mr. Cohen, a Bebe Rebozo is on the other line for you.”

Isn’t the idiom “champing at the bit”?

Oh, my. Misspelled and inappropriately capitalized “oligarch.” C’mon, Michael! Don’t be like 45*, BE BEST(er)!

Why oh why couldn’t Michelle have just done a logo that Melania could’ve recycled???

okay but WHY is the logo SO BAD, were they not able to find conservative flack graphic designers or what

You missed a bombshell of a story:

So 45* believes that notorious waterboarding enthusiast Gina Haspel is going to lead the country to a “bright and glorious future.” In possibly related news, the Montgomery (Alabama newspaper) Advertiser noted in late March that “the courage and confidence of the people at home keeps pace, in the main, with that of…

I’d pay to hear him try to say “loquaciousness” 

Remember how much trouble he had pronouncing “LGBTQ”? Omigawd, it was like listening to a very very slow jackhammer every time he tried it.

I am DYING to see that scene recreated in a short film by Wes Anderson.

This is where we are.

That is truly the outcome here.

He already indirectly did thanks to Scott Pruitt.

Forget not taking the advice…

SAVE US, STORMY DANIELS!!

I’m guessing dentures. That one speech when he was God Blesshing the United Shhtates, that sure sounded like some kind of dental appliance rebelling against him.

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