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I’ve just tanked up on coffee, weed, and the “Washington Week in Review” panel. Standing by on new revelations. NYMag’s Intelligencer does say one Republican congressman says ‘ok, let’s have a look at this shit, but don’t put me down for impeachment yet.’ Which, as they point out, is a start.

I think that stock of popcorn I’ve been saving up may finally be ready for popping. Fingers crossed.

Wow. I think he’s OD’ed on the Kool Aid.

Just look at it.

Fuck. We’re losing one of the best.

(I used to teach linguistics. Can’t be too pedantic around me.) 

You are, as your name would suggest, entirely correct. I spotted it after the time limit, and am glad to called out on my error.

Oh my fuck. Glad to get the weekend started with a laugh.

*chef kiss

“I cannot bear shouting. Perhaps you ought to try to be more calm.” with appropriate glare sometimes actually works for me.

I’ll just leave this here:

How will [current occupant of the White House] deal with the spotlight off of him for a femtosecond? A stroke, maybe?

Hoo boy.

Oh yeah - they hate to be reminded that Christianity is a particularly successful Judaic cult, worshipping a zombie whilst practicing cannibalism..

(the best kind of correct.)

This feels like history is being made right now. 

His monotonal, distant affect in today’s presser [such as it was] is completely consistent with the obvious decline in mental capacity he’s been showing off of late. 

Man, he loves nothing more than being the victim. The big, strong victim. The bigly-est. No one ever in the history of the whole wide world ever had it as bad.

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