Shades of Marilyn/JFK. Full ick.

Is it the Fox logo at the end, because that kinda ruined it for me. :/

Counting down to “I never said I would release the transcript....”

Two words: Fuck, and Yes.

And hey, just like that, Fox ingesters believe the fucking Nazis were “leftists.”

Every one of your weaksauce insults applies to [current occupant of the White House]. Did you mean to do that, or are you just irony deficient?

Khasoggi was a ‘US Person’ in the language of the State Department - I think he held a green card [I-551] - who was murdered on Saudi soil (their embassy in Istanbul, if I recall).

There is SO MUCH WRONG with all of this, I don’t know where to begin. Those widely circulated photos of the refinery with red boxed missile hits do not indicate direction - so public evidence of Irani involvement is still scant at best. Remember when Hillary would be getting us into wars in the Middle East? When Saudi…

I stand corrected.

(I think it’s from Breakfast of Champions, but I could well be mistaken.)

Re: “we’ll be doing the moon.” I am reminded of a refrain penned by the late, great Kurt Vonnegut:

How can anyone see things like this and not be concerned with his mental capacity or ability to carry out the duties of office? He is obviously in decline, and his vocabulary has been reducing itself by the month. Jesus fuck.

“Naaat the fancy places with the mustard and the whatever, I mean over at the Scottish place, where they can’t put any poison into your food that you order or anything because they never know when you’re coming, and they can’t just poison anyone, am I right? [taps temple with index finger]”

Why, that’s about four or five hamberders right there.

This is petty, but at least he didn’t do “cocked and loaded” this time out.

My bff/best man at my wedding was a year behind Kavanaugh in law school, and knew him as a famous douchebro back then. He believes her. 

Whom I’ll assume to be Samantha Bee, who is Canadian.

A theory has been floated that Melanie found Barron’s juul. 

The “party of small government” and the “party of free market capitalism” at it again.

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