"YO DAWG I HEARD YOU LIKE ASUS. SO I PUT A ASUS IN YOUR ASUS SO YOU CAN ASUS WHILE YOU LOOKIN AT ASUS."

More like Sochi-cago, am I right?

1) Those states are all already using private prison companies or planning to. The private prison companies do not want to have to follow regulations, so like other large corporation, they buy up some politicians.

They are stenographers. I am a stenographer, but I don't do closed captioning, I do court reporting in the courts. The reason you see an error like this is because they are stroking multiple keys at once at anywhere between 225-350 words per minute, and sports captioning is incredibly difficult because of the…

With all this Jay Mariotti buzz happening, it's a good reminder that he's a no-talent domestic abuser/predator.

Sierra Nevada Pale Ale - Because it will go with everything I may decide to eat

Yep, trigger warning. It also sometimes means Teen Wolf, but that's less common.

The underlying problem is misogyny but you can't remove Islam (or any religion that devalues women) from the discussion when it is being used as a tool to justify this kind of behavior.

Honestly though, I'm confused. What should I believe to not be a misogynist? Should women show cleavage and be objectified by men? Or should they show cleavage because they are free to do whatever they want with their bodies? It is misogyny when a woman uses her body in a sexual manner to attract viewers? Is it bad…

Using the same test to determine who's officer material.

When you say it aloud, James is one of those names that sounds a bit more girlish (guess it's the long A). That said, they're setting that little girl up for many, many hassles later in life.

Man, the "Dan Snyder is a Horse-Fucking Douche Ass" beat has to be one of the most depressing beats out there, albeit one with ever-fertile soil.

Nigerian Police = One police officer

"He shouldn't be doing that" brilliant commentary

Starblazers + Robotech will always have a special place in my heart from my childhood. (YEAH I SAID STARBLAZERS INSTEAD OF YAMATO AND ROBOTECH INSTEAD OF MACROSS, HATERS!)

How do you know I'm not doing both at once man

Jesus, color me surprised that the comments are filled with people defending this shit. No problems here - just violent depictions of misogyny, rape, and hate...totally normal!

Can being an awful writer drive someone to murder? I feel that's what happened here.

I don't know what it says about me that "22 year old boyfriend" is the part that is sticking with me.

And don't forget what a disaster this ended up being for Tampa. They gave the Jets their #1, who the Jets turned into Sheldon Richardson. They paid Revis a ton of money one year for no good reason and had to let him go, effectively netting zero players and -$16 million in the bargain. And they're still so bad that…