"Dude, she totally boned me!"
- that guy's lung, after being punctured

Men are terrible. I'm glad I'm a guy, because if I was a woman I'd never ever date. Ever. It blows my mind that any woman would want anything to do with us.

I'm not kidding, more people need to speak out about the injustices of flying coach.

Shorter version, if you just want the list of the list of what she says are "Eight things developers can do to make games less shitty for women", paraphrased from my notes... not that a lot of this pertain to action games and probably make more sense if you're thinking about first and third-person shooters, the Arkham…

We should congratulate the Daily News. It is hard goddamn work making yourself look more ridiculous and less sympathetic than A-Rod. Kudos on a job well done.

He's aiming to be the first pitcher to join the 300/300 club.

He might have only 8 followers, but they have the same amount of Super Bowl rings.. so there is that.

"Ok, the material is kinda scarce but I can work with it. Massage her thigh gently - I SAID GENTLY MOTHERFUCKER, WHAT IS SHE DOUGH??? - and leave a trail of butterfly kisses up her neck. Ugh that's more like creepy-crawlies, were you raised in a barn? Lady don't let him do all the work, move your hands up his back, NO…

The next best thing is that the prevailing theory is that they're stacking the coaching staff with past or future Head coaches so they have a back up in case they need to fire Tomsula mid season.

I really don't think this would look anywhere near as bad without the crowbarred wisecracks telling me what I'm supposed to think between every paragraph. I'm struggling to find anything wrong with this, and I'm not even a Jack White fan.

Nope. That's still serious sociopathic behavior.

I stand zero chance of winning (I can see Balut at the top), but literally the worst thing I have ever tasted, in my entire life, was the cheese spread from a mid-90s MRE. My dad was military, and he had brought home a bunch from wherever the hell he got them (I'm pretty sure he hadn't been deployed recently, so maybe…

These are not things I remember, but that happened according to my mother.

The fact Elizabeth Berkley looks EXACTLY the same as she did 22 years ago in that outfit is stunning.

I prefer Dan Patrick by leaps and bounds over Cowherd and Rome. DP has much less dead air, will ask his guests tougher questions. But the big thing to me is when talking about themselves, Patrick comes off as more self-deprecating and playing a character (especially with Danettes chirping in) while Cowherd and Rome…

Am I alone in thinking DP has a pretty good show? I mean, Mclovin gets on my nerves but I'm fairly sure that's his intended purpose. But when I work from home, it's DP I keep on for ambient distraction.

Cowherd just demonstrated how completely clueless and out of the loop he really is.

I worked in doctors office. I collected the paper that held the diagnoses for you after you saw the doctor as well as your co-pay. When I told a guy his copay was 10 dollars, he gave me a "bill" and told me to keep the change and basically bolted out.

"Endangering:" is the key word there. This is about reckless endangerment of everyone's children, not just one's own. I find it really hard to believe that they're sincerely motivated by concern for their children as opposed to parenting as a selfish extension of one's own politics;

BMI is an excellent *general* indicator for weight issues. Its works at the POPULATION level, meaning that in the majority of cases, statistically-speaking, it's a useful tool in indicating weigh-related issues for the average person, which is most people. BMI is a poor indicator for people at the extremes or who are…