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What the hell do you people want from Doom? People moaned when it was said it was too much like Call of Duty and less Doom. now it’s more Doom and people are moaning it looks too “brown” or “generic” Read more

There doesn’t appear to be a single empty seat in view at a Pistons home game.

“One dude should change his name to “Weber” since I just grilled him so hard.”

Dude’s got a Dart parked in a vacant lot with plates that expired during the Clinton administration and I’m the eyesore.

Your neighbor is fat-shaming your car. Read more

Completely inappropriate and unprofessional Read more

But one when team gets 80+ games a year to practice on this field that plays differently compared to every other field in the league, they still end up with an advantage.

This isn’t 1993, asshole. Read more

Honestly, I’m pretty shocked. Read more

Manziel was reportedly working on his 12 step drop.

You can’t hold somebody accountable for what they said in mid December 2012. We all thought the world was gonna end in a week.

You know what's a real inconvenience? Lawsuits. Read more

This would be a good subject for BCO. Crazy shit people have done for free food and it’s sister - crazier shit people have done for free booze. Sometimes at the CostCo I see them lined up for free samples like they are lining up behind the velvet rope for the VIP section at a night club. Dude, it is 0.5 ounces of cold… Read more

I haven't seen this many upset Kentuckians since their state Board of Education ruled you couldn't buy your GED with possum skins

What ever happened to “if the pedestrian is not crossing in the crosswalk they are jaywalking and therefore it’s not the motorist’s fault?” That’s why I go out of my way to remain in the crosswalk the entire time I cross a busy street. I personally know someone who accidentally killed a pedestrian who stepped in front… Read more

I think you mean, "chokes on a lightly broiled, ponderous porkchop, seasoned with chives and cloves, and swimming in a rich, creamy lake of cheese sauce, accompanied by a host of crisp, lightly buttered new potatoes, and washed down with a flagon of a deliciously stout ale". Read more

The How Did This Get Made? podcast had a great episode devoted to the batshit insanity that is this movie. Lots of great tidbits about how Pacino got involved. Read more

I actually defended this movie about 6 years ago as a long time (and 'starred') Gizmodo/Gawker user dropping off a comment here at io9 for the first time. I got banned - across all of Gawker as it turns out.

disgustingly Western focused