Zombiegoat
zombiegoat
May 15 2015
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Tyrone Wheatley. I remember one season when he was with the the Raiders under Gruden, he ran for over a thousand yards. On two sprained ankles that were the size of softballs. Good God.

Apr 14 2015
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As a former Sonics fan, I agree with you. Plus it’s going to be really sweet to have Anthony Davis get a chance to spread his wings in the playoffs.

Apr 7 2015
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Michael Wilbon. It might be nice to have a rational, thoughtful discussion about the state of sports today over pints of Guinness.

Apr 7 2015
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Here is what your parents need to know about your marriage: if it is stable, and if both of you are happy. Beyond that, don't overshare and you damn sure don't overshare like he did the first time, and then follow it up with a Twitter-vomit. Ridiculous.

Apr 5 2015
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That’s what I love about the Internet; everyone is so fluent at the “measured response” aspect of human behavior. “I hope you burn alive.” Real good.

Apr 3 2015
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Really don't see how this is subtle racism. My wife is an accountant and she said the same thing.

Apr 3 2015
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Better to be stuck in the grays than kowtow to the Kinja groupthink.

Mar 26 2015
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Once again, I agree with Bill Belichick. What is happening to me!

Mar 26 2015
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Boy, I miss Roger Ebert. He never had any problem deciding where to plant his feet, right or wrong. I admire that.

Mar 24 2015
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Sierra Nevada Stout, Guinness Pub Draught and... oh, something light and breezy with a bit of a bite. Pabst Blue Ribbon in an ice-cold bottle sounds great to me. I think I could get by on that trio.

Mar 21 2015
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Took place my sophomore year of college. After I found she had sex with my roommate—twice—I called up my best friend in town and told him I needed to get drunk and spill the tale of woe to him. After five pints of beer or so on an empty stomach, I spilled my guts about what was happening. His response: Read more

Mar 20 2015
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Sacramento, CA in August of 2003. Truthfully, the total bill was about $2,000, not including honeymoon (see below). We had about 30 guests, rented a local Grange Hall for the ceremony/reception, had our aspiring chef roommate be in charge of the food—which turned out well—had the flowers donated from one of the guests Read more

Mar 18 2015
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Glad to see that the concept of a "measured response" isn't just something that American culture has completely lost the handle on, too.

Mar 17 2015
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My favorite anything on this site actually won for once? And it was my favorite stout beer? Better buy a lotto ticket tonight!