The next best thing is that the prevailing theory is that they're stacking the coaching staff with past or future Head coaches so they have a back up in case they need to fire Tomsula mid season.

I really don't think this would look anywhere near as bad without the crowbarred wisecracks telling me what I'm supposed to think between every paragraph. I'm struggling to find anything wrong with this, and I'm not even a Jack White fan.

Nope. That's still serious sociopathic behavior.

I stand zero chance of winning (I can see Balut at the top), but literally the worst thing I have ever tasted, in my entire life, was the cheese spread from a mid-90s MRE. My dad was military, and he had brought home a bunch from wherever the hell he got them (I'm pretty sure he hadn't been deployed recently, so maybe…

These are not things I remember, but that happened according to my mother.

The fact Elizabeth Berkley looks EXACTLY the same as she did 22 years ago in that outfit is stunning.

I prefer Dan Patrick by leaps and bounds over Cowherd and Rome. DP has much less dead air, will ask his guests tougher questions. But the big thing to me is when talking about themselves, Patrick comes off as more self-deprecating and playing a character (especially with Danettes chirping in) while Cowherd and Rome…

Am I alone in thinking DP has a pretty good show? I mean, Mclovin gets on my nerves but I'm fairly sure that's his intended purpose. But when I work from home, it's DP I keep on for ambient distraction.

Cowherd just demonstrated how completely clueless and out of the loop he really is.

I worked in doctors office. I collected the paper that held the diagnoses for you after you saw the doctor as well as your co-pay. When I told a guy his copay was 10 dollars, he gave me a "bill" and told me to keep the change and basically bolted out.

"Endangering:" is the key word there. This is about reckless endangerment of everyone's children, not just one's own. I find it really hard to believe that they're sincerely motivated by concern for their children as opposed to parenting as a selfish extension of one's own politics;

BMI is an excellent *general* indicator for weight issues. Its works at the POPULATION level, meaning that in the majority of cases, statistically-speaking, it's a useful tool in indicating weigh-related issues for the average person, which is most people. BMI is a poor indicator for people at the extremes or who are…

Looks just like Milo in THE MASK after he puts the mask on

I wonder how he made the cushions look so real.

I will say the Thai Sweet Chili ones are quite enjoyable. Maybe it's just an Axis power, and not a full blown Nazi.

Any movie with this many stars that gets released in January is hot garbage.

I can't be the first one to say that it looks like if Wes Anderson made a horrifically awful movie.

Whatever, he fucked me pretty good too.

Oh so much kissing. Especially when Joe Namath comes to watch

Well now wait a minute there. I know I got called out for my accusations of terrorism and illiteracy yesterday but calling people psychopaths seems a bit of a stretch. Mostly because I've been known to snack on plain tortilla chips. Like the bite-sized rounds or the multigrain ones. They're quite tasty even after I've…