I really like you, Mark. But I have a red pencil here that is just dying to correct all these typos.

Oh, F the A's. Wolff's been looking to move that team since the day he took over and the only reason why he wants to move to Silicon Valley is so he can start reeling in sweet, sweet, cash from the hi-tech companies. If he really wanted to stay in Oakland he could (there's been proposals made to him) but he doesn't…

I agree, I am all sorts of NOPE and outta here over that art. I would go into petty needless details on why I don't like it, but every time I do, I get rabid fans shitting all over me.

We'll be sure to remind you of that after you've had a horrible day.

it's kind of the unwritten rule that you don't take other people's shoveled out spaces, right?

Interviewer: Rex, what appealed to you about the Buffalo job?

Serious Sam made me scared to pick up any items at all. There are times where there will be a single health item that when picked up triggers a horde of enemies after you. This happens several times per level. That game is so much fun...

It's lose. Not fucking loose. My tooth is loose so I might lose it soon.

The book's protagonist is not a football fan, but merely an observer as her husband (a Jets fan) and his buddies watch on NFL Sundays.

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Dear god. I can't stop heaving.

"No, no! On defense!"

Shay! I was just re-reading this one the other day. Beieve it or not, the same guy wrote a LJ entry about having to go identify Shay's body when she passed away. No photos, but that one may be grosser.

Wolfenstein's ultimately my GOTY pick.

The other metric I'm using is that I watched these teams under these people, and they were bad.

They also had Phil Simms at quarterback, not a melting pot of mediocrity consisting of Fitzpatrick, Mallet, Savage and Keenum. Quaterback is the most important position, but that doesn't mean a NFL-history best performance at another position should be overlooked

I think we all know the answer is because they are terrible people. I know that some people, especially when they are teens, think it's funny to piss lots of people off. It's not. They're just making the world a little worse.

I think he was setting up a pass. These can be painfully slow sometimes.