I can appreciate a good boob; this is fine.

I always treat agents well, because I know what they're up against. This story sounds like every seventh or eighth day I had while working dial-up customer service at EarthLink in 2002. Except at the end of each angry call about a network outage, slow dial-up speeds or some awful promotion we were running where the…

In terms of graphics, network and playability of its titles, the Dreamcast was a great system. However, and I cannot overstate this enough, the controllers were absolutely horrible.

You've just described my lifelong love to gorge/hate myself affair with Taco Bell in a speckled, oddly-appealing hardshell.

(shudder) I know. I read all those entries, and I was very sorry I had done so by the time I was finished. The part about making drugs out of diarrhea was the worst of it all, I think. Well, that and the pictures.

My nominee for the most disgusting story of all time. WARNING: pictures abound of fetid horrors.

Eddie D sure knew a lot about palm-greasing, that's for sure.

Niner management is notoriously cheap. I'm looking forward to seeing tons of empty, horribly overpriced seats in the $1.3 billion palace where they can't even grow grass correctly when this team dives to 5-11. At least Jerry unlimbers the checkbook to retain talent, even if he chooses wrong half the time.

Agreed. Watt for MVP, and not just because I had the Texans' defense this season (Watt actually made watching that team somewhat fun, which should give him the award right there).

Much appreciated.

I was diagnosed with lymphoma in January of this year, and it's been a wonderful series of medical merry-go-rounds ever since. Thanks, Facebook, for reminding not only me but everyone else about this shitty year, without asking me if I wanted to opt out first. That was not a fun thing to see auto-posted to my timeline…

Outstanding.

I'm so ashamed to have the same birthday as this man.

This was definitely the year of Wolfenstein: The New Order for myself. Most of id Tech 5's pop-in texture issues are solved by running more powerful hardware and increasing the graphic texture cache to large (plus the Nvidia transcoding definitely helps... sorry AMD users). Excellent physics. This game looked pretty…

Damn right. Kudos to him.

I'm glad somebody finally said it.

This reminds me of the Kickstarter for the plastic rectangle. It was nothing more than a chunk of plastic about half the size of a brick, and it raised over $30,000. Every single person who contributed to that project should be shamed publicly.

This sounds like a great idea. io9 and Kotaku seems to be pretty eddy-free as well.

Deadspin was a lot more fun and lighthearted before the Gawkers and Jezzies started coming over and assigning generations of blame to every single fucking story that comes down the pike.

My study partner in college Trigonometry was five years older than me, had her own apartment and was very excited about being presented with a blank slate that she could "teach things to the right way." I was very up for learning; what I learned was basic missionary, advanced oral sex and that it's a deal-breaker when…