This is something that belongs on the resume of Rodney Ruxin.

I don't know. I actually saw Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2 and it was so fucking awful, I can't believe that the person who first pitched the idea at a meeting wasn't immediately ejected from the building. We were at a friend's house who has younger children, it was playing as we walked in and I found myself unable to…

Laptop versions of graphics cards may work but are NOT officially supported.

Agreed. There's a very good reason why the animal photo leading off this story isn't the first one on the list.

Good point. I was actually glad to see that Ellie did not make the list; my dog's name is still relatively unique. The Bella one was not a surprise to anybody who has been to a dog park in the last four years.

Who the hell names their dog Zeus?

Actually, the most likely explanation is that the management of the Oakland Athletics are a bunch of cheap fucks.

So frightening. Get well soon, Eric.

I smelled the cauterization when they removed a spongy, benign mass from my shoulder. It was very unpleasant.

Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 3. That series is the reason why we haven't gotten rid of our ancient PS2 yet; that game, from level design to soundtrack to all the hidden goodies, was perfect.

I think rabbit should be much higher than #42. When I've told people in the past that barbecued rabbit is amazingly delicious, they react like I've suggested Hitler wants to have sex with their grandmother.

Wow. Lethal accuracy.

I'm an avowed IPA-hater, but I've also been faithfully drinking Sierra Nevada Celebration Ale since 1992 when we first became acquainted. Such a great beer; thanks for shining a light on it.

Quick question: since the game runs on the id Tech 5 engine, did you experience any problems with texture pop-ins as have been noted in Rage and Wolfenstein: The New Order?

As a high school sophomore, I got stinking drunk one night on an unholy mix of roughly half a dozen beers, three wine coolers and three-quarters of a pint of pretty good rum. To get back at me for drinking up all his pirate hooch, the hostesses' father told me he had some great caviar and I, like the drunken imbecile…

Cool Colt. Stone the fucking crows. I went to Chico State in the early 90's, and the alcohol companies used the college students as test monkeys for all kinds of weird, flavorful and downright wrong beers. Cool Colt was one of those; it had a fucking blue label, I remember that, and tasted like menthol and malt liquor…

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I wish I could give this comment five stars. Pirates should be keel-hauled.

I really love bacon, but I prefer it as a supporting player rather than the main event. A plate with ten slices of thick-cut bacon is good; a plate with hash browns, eggs over easy and five strips of thick-sliced bacon is heaven on Earth.

Stole my thunder. Probably better than what I would have posted.