Nope, nope, and nope. They’ve made everything else to f’ing boring. Keep hockey pure and let ‘em get the gloves off.
Mama Z.
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She just makes everything she’s in, better. I didn’t make the BJM connection, though.
Since this is Deadspin, I just have to say that when I saw the trailer, I thought Daniel Kaluuya could be Teddy Bridgewater’s brother. Saw the movie yesterday and was blown away. Meticulous, original, suspenseful. Brad Whitford is perfect, and Catherine Keener is chilling. Five stars!
Osprey for you sinners. And sparrow me your dumb puns.
I could have saved thousands of dollars over the years if I’d only known I could turn my head, bite my lip and tell the organizers why I couldn’t attend their party where I somehow wound up staring into a diaper which had a candy bar melted on it, trying to identify the candy bar. Talk about staring into the fucking…
Save the Storks? Who the fuck is aborting storks? If the person offering you pseudo-medical advice about pregnancy still believes storks bring babies, we’ve got a bigger problem than first identified.
When it’s 30 degrees outside, I wear shorts and flip-flops and take my time. Clearly Jonathan lives in Malibu.
I’m an excellent driver. Almost time for Wapner. Judge Wapner.
Dammit. I want to like Rinna, but she shoots herself in the foot, reloads, and shoots again. Repeatedly. I’m over LVP, and I can’t tolerate Dorit. Her husband skeeves me out, and her fake accent is a bitch slap waiting to happen.
I had to look it up and she is younger than I am. Yikes. I guess I’m a testament to expelling stress through cursing, staying out of the sun, and the preservative property of dark liquor.
Now, that’s just mean.
This job is turning KellyAnne Conjob old before her time. The hair, the skin, the droopy eye, and this is the first time I’ve noticed that she has grandma hands with the nail bitten down to the quick. She’s going to look like the Crypt Keeper by the time the impeachment is complete.
A lot of people who live in the middle of the US love to play martyr to the coasts, and in fact play into their supposed prejudices. That’s bullshit, and stop it. California is coastal, and you would never have tasted an avocado if it weren’t for their farmers. Minnesota is about as midwest and flyover-ish as you can…
Cottonelle. Bill Murray in Zombieland. Unwrapped. Stick the ice bag inside two plastic bags from the checkout stand.
If only saggy ballsacks were so readily visible for mocking.
If getting stitched up constitutes “not injured,” I have questions. So many.
I whispered this word to myself and now I want to buy a leotard that says, “Nevertheless, she persisted.” Also a tutu, but that’s a personal issue.
As a Sanders supporter, a Warren admirer, and someone who lives in Keith’s district, I’m on board.