When I pictured Trump yelling “HONK HONK,” my nipples retracted into my body.

“My family suffered a lot from that.”

I guess I have to pick a state in the Midwest, huh? They’re all pretty much the same, man.

I knew there was a reason that color made me nauseous.

I’m just gonna wait to hear what Judge Napolitano has to say about anything.

I’ve had two kids, and I propose that it made me dumber, at least for the first 18 years of their lives. Being a common sense, wrong-side-of-the-tracks mother and coming in contact with the likes of the women shown in the story has made me both tough and brittle. I’m constantly appalled at women who will say,…

No longer at Walgreen’s, and I miss them something terrible.

Don’t say I didn’t warn you.

I worked for a craniofacial surgeon whilst pregnant with my first child, and the nurses often hustled the babies and children past me. Their appearance can be shocking, and I can only imagine the devastation in the delivery room. The reference books on these syndromes gave me nightmares for 9 months.

How did I not know until this minute that Tim Kaine is from St. Paul and Woody Kaine lives in Minneapolis? Will now keep my eyes open when shopping at the Wedge. j/k I’m not rich. I don’t shop at the Wedge.

When you get called back to see the doctor, take the magazine to the receptionist, show her the article you were reading, and ask if she’d be willing to copy it for you. I sat behind that godforsaken desk for 15 years, and I would have highly preferred to make a copy than to listen to people bitch about the lack of…

This makes me glad my atheist children are grown, but horrified by what comes next.

I learned how to tie a tie in one easy lesson, and taught my sons to do the same. Back in the dark ages (I’m 51), the go-to gift for groomsmen, graduates, and pall-bearers was a tie clip. So, even people who have to pay taxes, are not the POTUS, and don’t own a company that makes tie clips...have a tie clip.

...and this guy is 31. As a brilliant commenter elsewhere said (re Kellyanne Conway), perhaps he gave the wrong demon a blowjob.

That word conjures sphincter-like images every time I use it, so I tried not to do so in professional situations. We are all Beavis and/or Butthead.

We’ve become complacent and numbed by the fact that violent acts such as rape are being prosecuted with virtually as NO jail time. That is as unconscionable as 20+ years for non-violent drug crimes. I could hand down this sentence and sleep like a baby.

My deeply ingrained schadenfreude is working overtime, and I love it.

Just my opinion.