I’m a dope smoking middle aged homo so the threat I pose is limited.

I scored 7 on the list. Fortunately I think creationism is bullshit and I’m a dope smoking middle aged homo so the threat I pose is limited.

Can we keep an eye on him without having to look directly at him? I don’t want to punish my eyes.

talk of previous violent incidents, expression of paranoia, overreaction to workplace changes, unstable/emotional responses, feeling of arrogance/supremacy, intense anger/hostility, violations of policy, exploiting/blaming others

These guys are fucking obsessed with the idea that maternity care and maternity leave is “getting one over on them.” See also: Gorsuch’s comments to his law students about the delicious scam of maternity leave. God forbid they have to help pay for the babies they claim to love and value so much. Women should only…

Hoenstly, sometimes I really question Democrats and how they phrase speak about things. Schumer should be screaming this. Schumer should be screaming about how the ACA allowed people to pursue their dream to open small businesses. He should hold news conferences with these people. Have they learned NOTHINGGG????

Seriously. Why the fuck do I have to pay for his testicular cancer screenings? Why do I have to pay for anything that doesn’t affect me directly? I pave my own roads and teach my own schools and put out my own fires too! I AM AN ISLAND AND MY ISLAND HAS NO MAN-PARTS.

If you wanted to go to law school with a kid, you should have been born a man like God intended.

I’ve talked here before about having my son in my first semester of law school.

So this fucking guy invited truckers and Mack executives to the White House to talk about healthcare. Because if anyone knows about healthcare it’s the guys who live off of truckstop potato skins, Mountain Dew, energy pills, 5 Hour Energy, and scour parking lots looking for a toothless Lot Lizard blowjob.

You should see his attempt to be President.

acting like a big boy and keeping his diapy dry

My favorite Tweet so far...

Or shake hands, which even your garden variety dog can do.

He has no better idea how to drive that truck than how to drive a normal car, ride a bike, or pay a bill.

alternate rule: angel hernandez stops being an umpire.

I hate having those unexpected ejectulations when reaching first base.

So Rick Perry could be spending his time whining about the fact that a gay person won a college election, or managing the nation’s nuclear arsenal? I’m honestly having a hard time deciding which would be worse.

disqualified following rumors of intimidation tactics and a failure to disclose financial information