I’ll stay put in the last bastion of sanity in the upper Midwest, because I love winter. Good enough for Prince, good enough for Mama Z.

Did Sean Spicer really reference the actions and statements he’s gonna make, meaning Frederick Douglass? Like, zombie Frederick Douglass? I’m so confused. Somebody, hold me. 

I felt safe in Minnesota, then this happened and I’m questioning everything. Then again, it happened in Coon Rapids. Coon. Rapids.

Let’s not forget that, while Mary had occasional dates, she never had or needed a love interest to make her story complete.

Rosemary and Olive Oil Triscuits are awesome. And so was your roommate.

Followed closely by, “It’s not about the money ...” Oh, hell yes it is.

I’m the fun aunt because I’ve gifted my adult nephews with big-boy Lego sets - the burj khalifa and an NFL helmet.

If that’s a baby bump, I’ll be delivering quadruplet baby hippos before sundown. Also, how does it feel when you are splashed everywhere as having “a bit of a belly” and it’s only a little chips & guac bloat? I guess you fire your stylist, order an organic enema off the Goop website and have yourself a good cry.

I don’t know what she asked for, but anyone that thirsty should ask for a case of Aqua Fina.

When the RNC convened in Minneapolis in 2012, they chose a popular cover band to perform. You can’t make this shit up.

All the children need to be removed from her care and custody, permanently. Fuck family reunification.

Love the happy news about Jesse and Kirsten. As a lifelong Minnesotan, I can say she was dead spot on in her role and I loved every moment she was on screen. Cheers to Ed and Peggy!

Going forward, it will be measles. Because RFK, Jr. is heading up a probe into the safety of vaccines. Ooh! Or maybe polio! There’s always polio. Except for when there wasn’t, because vaccines.

What he really wanted was AP’s birthday party. Except, you know, not so black. Or Indian. Not white, exactly, just not ... brown. Or black.

If he wants to prevent abortion, he put the tape in the wrong place.

Is the Abortion Industry kind of like the Gay Agenda?

I work in the IDQ building (but not for IDQ) and while the people who work here are 99% white and some are snobby, I applaud their swift action.

Worst-attended is a record, right?