Cashing social security checks and watching Fox News.

And I enjoyed British nurse’s drinking and scheming.

So so so so so so so so so so so so so dismayed Mercy Street was cancelled. Boo on you, PBS. Damn it, they needed one more season to wrap up plot lines.

It sucked for both IMHO. At least he is somewhat happy now. Poor Diana.

side note, this title:

I still think the best name I’ve come across is the Republican Insurance Plan (RIP).

Nothing makes one leap out of bed faster than the sound of their cat (or dog) vomiting. #FACT

I’m so sorry you’re incapable of experiencing joy.

“I’m one of those weirdos who likes black licorice.” I think we’ve isolated your problem. Your taste buds are broken. 

Done! And signed it, “Sincerely, The Granddaughter of Holocaust Survivors”.

I vote “killed in a running rooftop battle with time-traveling ninjas.”

Philip actually deserves to wear those medals, as he was a genuine WWII hero: https://www.theguardian.com/uk/2003/dec/28/monarchy.davidsmith http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/prince-philip-second-world-war-797155

This is very good content

I said this in a heavy Russian accent (Yeeeeah, bot oh-ther, beeger reeason ees Pooh-tine) and it made my day.

Think it would end differently?

Really? My baby shower had an open bar. I figured I was the only one on forced sobriety.

“Ninety-nine percent of people accept prayer”.

Ted Cruz also predicted a Ted Cruz presidency, so let’s not get too worked up just yet.

Toby also has larger hands.

Dat swag walk tho