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You can support a cause and have genuine belief in it, yet have trouble thinking up a snappy line when asked on the spot. Harbour is a meandering story teller type, not a super quick one-liner type.

They say something, you write a scathing takedown of their inadequate responses.

Carlson thirsts for black attention too bad for him The Root is the honey badger of the internet.

You think homeless people care about housing regulations when they are freezing on sidewalks? I’d say you’re getting worked up about the wrong thing here, buddy.

Kinda confused as to why the first tag is Harvey Weinstein and not DONALD TRUMP.

We Americans do not have time for your Canadian problems.

Alright, alright. Put your dick away. :P

It’s unseasonably cold here, though. We don’t have that thick layer of cheese on the inside of our arteries to stave off the heat loss like you upper midwesterners do. Nor do we have as much natural ‘insulation.’

I didn’t realize comparing climates has become a dick-measuring contest.

I’m on Team Stroke.

He looks like one of those ventriloquist dolls that’s just waiting to be possessed by an evil spirit.

I got engaged on Friday, and no one gives a shit.

I think you just nailed it on what’s wrong with white Thanksgiving. The better the food, the more likely you’ll also have to put up with racist Uncle Bob.

Not voting has worse consequences.

Mali is a Very Good Boy.

Yes! Anyone who perpetrated violence against a partner/family member should not be allowed to legally purchase a gun.

As we all have seen these past weeks (months, years, decades, centuries) domestic abusers are a real problem.

Of course a private company doesn’t have to care about free speech on it’s digital property.

So memo to Orthodox Jew Ivanka:

I think he knew and just didn’t want to have the necessary uncomfortable talk with his buddy. I also think he didn’t really dig into it further so he can claim plausible deniability.