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You can support a cause and have genuine belief in it, yet have trouble thinking up a snappy line when asked on the spot. Harbour is a meandering story teller type, not a super quick one-liner type.

They say something, you write a scathing takedown of their inadequate responses.

Carlson thirsts for black attention too bad for him The Root is the honey badger of the internet.

You think homeless people care about housing regulations when they are freezing on sidewalks? I’d say you’re getting worked up about the wrong thing here, buddy.

Kinda confused as to why the first tag is Harvey Weinstein and not DONALD TRUMP.

I’m on Team Stroke.

He looks like one of those ventriloquist dolls that’s just waiting to be possessed by an evil spirit.

I got engaged on Friday, and no one gives a shit.

I think you just nailed it on what’s wrong with white Thanksgiving. The better the food, the more likely you’ll also have to put up with racist Uncle Bob.

Not voting has worse consequences.

Mali is a Very Good Boy.

Yes! Anyone who perpetrated violence against a partner/family member should not be allowed to legally purchase a gun.

As we all have seen these past weeks (months, years, decades, centuries) domestic abusers are a real problem.

Of course a private company doesn’t have to care about free speech on it’s digital property.

So memo to Orthodox Jew Ivanka:

I think he knew and just didn’t want to have the necessary uncomfortable talk with his buddy. I also think he didn’t really dig into it further so he can claim plausible deniability.

Being an “adult” doesn’t mean you’re not an asshole.

“That Donda Brazil better watch out, or Hillary’ll have her ‘taken care of’.” -overheard at the poll yesterday, small town Virginia, before Donna was posing for pictures with David Clarke.

Proud to say I voted straight Democrat ticket in Virginia today; hope enough others did as well to make Northam our next governor.

Rational self-interest told him to.