Real-life BattleToads?! I’m game for this.

My daughter is seven years old. She collects stuffed animals. Her favorite website is books.*

More like Pooperintendent amirite

God sometimes I’m like this whole internet thing was a huge fucking mistake.

Whoever wrote that will likely rape and kill someone sometime in their life once the pleasure they get from stalking wears off.

Hey doc, thanks for this one. As a thirty-something entering the dating pool for the first time in a long time, these both hit home in a really positive way. Mrs. Robinson, I really feel your plight, so I’ll add the mental shift that I had to apply. If they’re interested in you, maybe it’s because you’re interesting!…

Better? Yes. Funnier? No.

This exactly. I was fishing deep in the forest in Wisconsin when I smelled what I thought was a dumpster left in the heat. At that moment the bear woke up and ambled across stream about 10 feet away.

Try Diablo 3.

“I guess that was the short program,” Tessa said, watching the smoke rise from the end of her cigarette.

True story: Me: “Why is there a dead body on the back of your horse?”

Great point. The Huffington Post is going to be running autopsy reports from the Vegas shooting. Not that it’s going to get anyone to buy one fewer gun. But as a society, we don’t get to be evasive about this violence. We should be honest with ourselves for 5 seconds about what kind of people we really are and what…

The FCC fines stations for airing cursing. That’s why it’s edited out. They’re BIG fines.

I’ve always believed that had a lot to do with ending the war in Viet Nam. We saw it every night on the news and every morning in the papers - the severed heads, the napalmed children, the cries of the wounded, the tears of their comrades. That’s why we’ve never let reporters into Iraq or Afghanistan, with a few small…

There should be virtual reality simulators just for legislators who block overwhelmingly popular common-sense gun regulations. Drug them up to feel all the terror and grief and horror.

Regardless of whether or not he’s ‘for them’, it doesn’t matter: Graphic abortion photos are shown in public all the time. When I was in college the ‘graphic abortion photo’ folks used to show up at my school with custom made 12x18' poster boards that functioned as billboards on campus.

I don’t have a problem images and video from social media feeds being used in news stories after a mass shooting, but it’s fucking ghoulish for journalists to mob a teenager online as he’s hiding on the floor of a classroom. We’ve gone through at least 10 years of shootings being documented on camera and the images…

I don’t know what it is about this new space race that has captivated me so much, but I wept during the launch yesterday. I didn’t become fascinated with space until after college, so I missed that boat for getting involved professionally. But I’m so glad there are people like Elon Musk willing to make the investments…

I hate that they took that slot with Perry. I saw them a couple years ago headlining at a local place and they were beautiful. Gorgeous set design with tear drop lights, homemade drum kit lights, and a full moon, and Megan was delicate yet emotive.

.............hey, it’s the Midwest................things haven’t been that Hot around those parts since Mrs. O’Learys cow got a bit testy in the 1870s (?)............