I think I need to get their job somehow. Heaven knows I can’t help but craft all of my playlists to be able to tell a story... but then I can’t get anyone to listen to them. Maybe if I was doing it for a movie, my seemingly-useless talent would actually be of use?

I came here purely to see where you ranked the B-wing, and you disappointed me. Number 6? Behind the Y-wing, a hideous K-shaped thing, and two A-wings glued together? That’s just not right. The B-wing is a beautifully crafted starfighter that deserves the number 2 slot.

Awesome, now I can represent my sexual preference as I chainsaw some guy in half. 

After only two posts I know for an absolute certainty that you are a complete douche.

Because maybe those of us with careers, wives, mortgages, children, etc. would still like to have fun playing a video game every once and a while, without having to commit to an extensive training regiment.

Luke, I think that it is important to note that the first AOW was, even if not intentionally, a spiritual successor to the Warlords series of games. The strategic layer shares many similarities in design, and then they added the tactical layer which just made things sing.

This is the kind of game I wish was on the Switch.

Like, do I choose a red crystal and recite the Jedi oath with a wink the whole way through?

A back-alley black-market shop where inductees to a Dark Side Cult recite the Sith Code with their lightsabers would work.

I’m also super-curious at the level of customization involved. For $200 I don’t want to regret my saber…

I need a Dark Side version of this stat.

These aren’t mutually exclusive, you judgmental ass. And i was trying to generate a bit of dark humor, but since that was obviously lost on you, let’s examine, shall we?

Nah. It just means it’s harder to get a chance to raid. You keep things the same and it gives people an opportunity to meet other players. Sometimes it works, sometimes it won’t but when people group with decent players they are likely to keep playing with each other. People with raid groups already will remain…

Our pointer mix was an abuse case. She was lying in the shelter, hip bones sticking out, next to a bowl of kibble, not eating. She just watched everything.

Ah, the self-own

Been there, but after a while I got to the feeling of “fuck that shit” and left on time.

Good one. En français: une tête à claques.

At $12 this is completely worth it. I’ve played through the included adventure a few times as a DM, because it’s a piss easy way to get new players into the game. As the other schmucks in the grey underdark with me will attest, this does not include friends with whom to play.

At $12 this is completely worth it. I’ve played through the included adventure a few times as a DM, because it’s a…

Eventually, the bubble collapses. At some point, there will be a split so vast that it’s simply impossible to be a good believer and accept the evidence of your own eyes, and they’re either going to snap out of it or go completely insane. In Jonestown, the collapse of the bubble led to mass suicide. In Germany, it led…

PRALINE!

Somewhere, the ghost of an ostrich is laughing its ass off.

... to research and experience what comforting and reforming light he might shine on these often very dark times.