If each sperm counts as half a person, I’ve killed the world’s population many times over because of Kelly Bundy.

Who “pops” a Cialis in this car? You take two, and you chew them with your molars, grinding them down into a fine powder, before washing the grit off your teeth with the Scope you keep in the center armrest.

Oh Kelly Bundy and puberty, what a combo.

Star for the meme. 

Although the safety equipment makes sense in a vehicle with this power, there is nothing that says it is required, unless you take it to a track.

Without haste?

As a decidedly middle aged man, I take issue with “midlife crisis” being applied to men my age buying hot cars. It’s not a crisis. It’s just taken until now to have the money to buy the cars we’ve wanted since we were twelve.

I won’t let you sons of bitches destroy my memories. I’m a 51 yo black guy who doesn’t fit any of the above stereotypes. And for less than $8 grand, would be proud to restore and cruise this old rig.

I’m all for green cars, but not “Army green.” I wish Americans would stop fetishizing the military. C’mon, does everything need to be “tactical” now from trucks to pens? All this machoness is absurd. Anyone driving an Army green or Desert Storm tan colored truck who didn’t serve in the military is a poseur, and anyone…

Damn plebs ruining Jalopnik lately. More like Poorcarpeople-nik. What’s next? Fixing rusty postal Jeeps?

ME: Are those tits real?

You’ve pretty much articulated what I was feeling when I clicked CP. If you’re not shooting for a “real” replica, it would have been better even if built on top of a Camry TRD.

CP, not because it’s a replica (it isn’t, really), but rather a bad car, wearing a nice car’s suit.

I’ve priced them. Why blow $25k on this really shitty copy when you can get a really good copy for $35k? No, that won’t get you a psychotic 500 HP build, but it will get you a replica that actually looks like and has the proportions of the real thing, and with the right kind of engine under the hood.

Flight landed at 6 A.M. I changed, then walked straight to the show.

Needless to say, I was in zombi mode the whole time, which is why I STILL haven’t gotten around to my traditional Crawl Under Car analysis. 

That’s a factory fit alpine unit.

Clearly, the driver wasn’t Penske material.

Unfortunately he was driving a Penske, and insurance only covers this sort of thing with a Ryder.

I checked autotrader and somehow similar aged Lexus GX470s are going for around $20K (some of them anyway). So for a $14,000 discount this seems like a nice price.

Yeah. I know how you feel. I went to Home Depot and all the saws they sell can’t handle trees 60” in diameter.