Does is have 12 cylinders and a gated shifter? No? Nice car for the daughter or girlfriend I suppose. 

Hard to say. Post a picture of your face.

There’s a plus and minus on the shifter and/or flappy paddles. So that makes it a manual, right?

Matt Damon tried while he was stuck on Mars. There were some issues.

They prefer to call it the Meadowlands not a landfill.

If the seller can’t even be bothered to rake the lawn before photographing the car on it, I shudder to think of what vehicular maintenance shortcuts may have been taken.

The Mondial has never been the best Ferrari, but I believe this may be the best Mondial.  I’ve never seen one look this nice.

Given my experience with the air suspension on a 2004 Merc e500 4matic wagon that I unfortunately owned, putting regular springs on this car is worth money NP

“Also, too much shit can go wrong with this piece of shit.”

Agreed; I was actually shopping for a GS300 when I saw how much these, LS460's and IS300's were going for; I think the LS430 was the best-looking car Lexus ever offered, and while I’d still go to-bat for a nice, low-mileage example at $6-7k, for this thing? Nah.

Hi Borgward. How are you? Having a good day? Yeah? Me too. So, here’s the deal: I’m going to be nice to you, because my friend Danny also liked huffing silver spray paint out of a paper bag in his basement in the 7th grade. Not everyone could afford weed in middle school. I get it. Some of us were forced into more…

I’m 6'4' and can drive a 500 Abarth but a Miata is just a dream. I look like Donkey Kong in Mario Cart in one.

Don’t forget that eventually there are going to be non-Turbo Taycans.

I’m in the opposite lane; aside from the wheels, I think it looks pretty damn snazzy, but there’s no way I’m putting down 17-large for it...maybe $7k.

Yea, it’s easy to price things lower when you don’t have to be profitable.

Remember when PCs had ‘turbo’ buttons on them?

You probably still talk about ‘taping’ tv shows so chill out man.

I will Rev the V12 tommorow on my way to Costco to get gas. No need to piss off the neighbors at 10 at night

I knew a guy back in the 90s who daily drove Ferrari 328. As a matter of fact, it was his only car, and he drove it in all kinds of weather, including occasional snow. If 328 can do it, Viper sure can.

A speaker under this bike with an audio clip of somebody literally saying ‘potatopotatopotatopotato’ when stopped at an intersection would win the internet.