His wallet probably does.

CP - I couldn’t justify the price just to have bragging rights to owning VINs 1 &2. I’d want to drive these cars. Where I am, there are multiple great “cruising” spots, and I’d only depreciate the value of these cars by taking them on the road. I’d be equally happy buying a random guy’s nicely-done, well-cared-for…

You’re looking for the “Asshole Assistance Package” which is another $3k. The good news is it comes with a complementary iPhone to stare at while you cut people off.

While I’m DDing my 4 season miata, I make sure to let people know that my other car is an M5

They had to switch to Italian because the original “So Focking Loight, Innit” just didn’t resonate in the marketing materials.

It’s funny that this is happening with VRBO. The ads used to pronounce it as “Vee-Arr-Bee-Ohh”. When we used it last summer I called it “verbow” as a joke. Now they refer to it as “verbow”.

I only heard ess h. Oh. 

As a jalopnik regular I feel we (readers) are contractually obligated to vote NP.

Too much for a parts car. It’s great. Don’t get me wrong. But this...

Wat drugs are you on? They seem great. How do you check alignment by driving a few meters in the shop? A whine when you turn the wheel at 25mph?

Of all the dumb comment threads I’ve read on Jalopnik, getting upset about a hardware store joke has to rate pretty high.

firstly, is it clearly defined as forbidden? because the couple dealers i’ve worked at, it’s expressed, but that’s it.

All the vetting in the world isn’t going to give you a perfect staff. What is your “vetting” process that tells you that your employee might do a dipshit thing sometime in the future? I can guarantee that if you had some magical method for this, you’d be richer than you are. Or are you saying that only people who fail…

A a fellow tech, I am displeased with the fact that you've stopped at home while test driving a customer's vehicle. It's inexcusable, period. I'm not trying to shame you or say you're a shit person, but it's not cool at all.

This! I’d have driven it home, parked it and waited for the dealership to call me when it was “ready”.

imagine if she DIDN’T tell them where the truck was... and returned to ask them. She should’ve let them sweat it out a bit. Stealing it back was genius.

The 2 best days in your life;

Don’t worry, they still left the dead pedal, since re-engineering the drivers side footwell would have cost them a day of pay for an intern or two.

Despite my loathing of Mustangs, I have to acknowledge that the Mustang is currently the best it’s been since the Fox body.

I get what the were going for, but the stripes just aren’t working for me. - I’ll give them an “E” for effort, but a “C” for execution.