DVDs are broken. I’ve never been able to rewind them.

Good god when did the country get so stupid?

Biggest traffic buildup is the line to my ex-wife’s bedroom.

“Jeremy Clarkson once sagely opined that Alfa Romeo ownership was the marl of the true auto enthusiast”

Big deal. I found half of a sleeping UAW worker under the 3rd row of my Traverse.

I’ll take four pedals.

I miss her.

Um, I had multiple six packs during my wife’s pregnancy, so I’m not sure what the big deal is.

Little known fact: this is how the Forester was born.

These simulations always sound good in headlines, but the actual videos end up being garbage. The dead chickens just disappear? Wouldn’t it be cool if the T-rex slipped on the dead chicken blood and carcasses, and then the chickens nibble them to death?

Nothing good ever happens when the Eagles come to town.

If its not going to end up looking like this, I’ll pass:

Postings like this are probably why it is good I don’t have F you money. I’d have a garage full of Subaru Brats, odd gigantic barge wagons from the 70's, a 90's Roadmaster Estate with a big block swap for no reason, obscure Mazdas, a Nissan Figaro, and probably a diesel Mitsu Delica star wagon for good measure. Jay…

It was later discovered that he had only bought the organization so that he could hold a “Despite All My Rage I Am Still Just a Rat In a Cage Match”.

He should have lifted, downshifted, tapped the brakes to get the car to rotate and powered thru. And not just a little power, everything that car has left banging against the limiter. So it could claw it’s way sideways back down into the corner.

You, really need to learn to spell, learn the number for the emergency services in the UK and finally maybe open a book on British culture. You speak of running an England, entirely ignoring the fact he is also prime minister of 3 other countries in the UK. The only bit that actually makes much sense in this…