if you can’t solve the problem in 140 characters or less, nobody will support you.

yee haw, down here in Texas my wife and kids conceal carry*. They’d a blown away them dumb sumbitches for me.

I do that with my manual. I also use cruise control as well. When in a shitbox, cruise control has saved my ass from untold numbers of tickets. Set it and forget it.

Texas and Florida hold each other’s beer as they rush down to the bottom of the barrel of stupidity

How about we talk about that guy’s name? Neidermeyer? Wasnt he the dick ROTC guy from Animal House?

226. I might bleed orange (grew up outside of Knoxville, went to Clemson, live in Syracuse), but I’m also a realist.

it depends on how much they’ve already had to drink

Go big orange. Only 176 more days until it’s football time in Tennessee.

My blood runs deep orange. NP.

Not even the boys from Roadkill would tangle with this, and I often wonder about their sanity with some of the cars they fool with.

I’ll be lazy and coinstar my pennies. It’s worth the 30cent fee. Of course it is a pain to separate them out, but my kids still work for candy. I roll the rest myself and use it for gas, date night, and babysitter. That’s about as far as my small crock goes.

Kinda brings new meaning to the phrase “Death from above”

dammit, bitches got off easy.

real men attach their pepper grinders to a drill and go for it.

Don’t forget that shit stain Cruz.

I love it when life imitates Happy Gilmore. Remember when Adam Sandler was funny? Those were good times.

All of ‘em

My dick is so hard right now. NP at any price. I love Mark I Sciroccos so much. Maybe even more than my wife and kids.

I felt like that. Turned out to be low testosterone. Getting shots or rubbing on hormones was too much trouble (and insurance refused to cover the 1800 dollar gel treatment) so my wife and I do things together instead of each other.

Hail to the new chief...NP.